No Reason

The universe Is more than just space with no end La-la-la-la-la! Just think of the universe as a female best friend And you can be like "Hey, Universe, what's happening girl?" And she'll be like "Oh, nothing, just running the world" And you'll be like, "What?" And the universe will be like, "I know!" You're on the right track, girl I got your back girl I'm helping you grow Think positive Act positive You are a child of the Earth! Life-coaching! Nailing it! Time to take command You dictate the hand The universe deals Look Science makes no sense Who needs evidence? Go with your feels I'm like a radio Tuned to the stars I found my frequency Crystals speak to me What are they saying? Buy more crystals! Everything, everything happens for a reason Be a beacon of light in the world Put a little "alright" in the world There are spiritual guides above, look up And see 'em! Perception is reality Just listen to the melody the universe sings 'Cause everything, everything happens for a reason Gee, I hate to break it to you The universe is just the contents of time, matter and space Ninety one billion light-years across and the Earth's a small place Where good people die- No- Yeah In famine and wars The Pacific Islands are sinking But negative thinking is hardly the cause You think life is all unicorns and rainbows 'cause you're bored And positivity is a luxury that few can afford We're gonna die Yes, you and I Meaninglessness and alone No, no, no! No! One day you may wake up alone Okay? 'Cause your husband and his boyfriend brought a boat And then they sailed away to Rome That's specific So you cry yourself in deep despair Talking to the walls 'cause there's no one there And you have to buy a cat 'Cause that's your last chance to have a family Take it from me! That your ageing ass will have to believe that Everything, everything happens for a reason Put some more fun in the world A little "I am still young" in the world Be prepared to take your eggs and freeze 'em- Is this still about me? 'Cause everything, everything happens Sounds like terrible things can happen Because the universe is random Yes, but Random for a reason! No reason!