Life Hereafter (feat. Will Arnett)

Welcome to the life hereafter

Sleepless nights, eternal laughter

Buy the farm, push up some daisies

Then get down with us creepy crazies

(Hi, wanna come play with me?)

Frights du jour and daily nightmares

Ghoulish scares to raise your neck hairs

If you think it's too macabre

Follow the floating candelabra

But he ain't French and he can't croon

We did that in a beastly cartoon

She was a beauty

We'll never rest, we'll never cease

Till you finally rest in peace

You can fly and you can float

Or you can scream just like a goat

But to grant your endless wishes

First you must sleep down with the fishes

(Hey, hold on, I'm not sleepy)

Rain or snow, lightning or thunder

The party is down here six feet under

Trick or treat?

Take a smell of my feet

And give me something good to eat

You're all alone, but don't be scared

We've got your wake all pre-prepared

(Hi, I'm serving soup)

(It's a cream mock tortoise and a yummy red that pairs with rigor mortis)

It's all so dopey, I'm complaining

At least it's almost entertaining

(Your attention, please, restless spirits have halted our progress)

(Please remain seated in your doom buggy, and we will continue our tour momentarily)

(Oh, no, the only thing worse than being stuck in here with you)

(Is being stuck in here with them)

We tell jokes, I do tricks

With my deadly candlesticks

Come on now and lift your glass

Filled with poison sassafras

Sign your will, deed, and trust

'Cause it's time to bite the dust

Cash in your chips, we're not joking

Now's the time you should be croaking

You're so great, none can compare

No one has your savoir faire

It's time to turn your whole life story

Into a memento mori

Corpse by corpse and one by one

Until you shout, "My life is done"

So join us in this life hereafter

Sleepless nights, eternal laughter

Sleepless nights, eternal laughter

Sleepless nights, eternal laughter

Sleepless nights, eternal laughter

And now the greatest act of all

It's Gonzo's final curtain call

From the basement to the rafters

Join us in the great hereafter

You'll be great forever after

In our monstrous life hereafter

For our afterparty afterlife

Rest In Peace (RIP)