Omigod You Guys

Dear Elle, he's a lucky guy

I'm like gonna cry

I got tears coming out of my nose

Mad props! He's the campus catch

You're a perfect match

'Cause you both have such great taste in clothes

Of course he will propose

Dear Elle, honey, Mazel tov

Future's taking off

Bring that ring back and show it to me

Four carats of princess cut

Are you psyched or what?

I just wish I could be there to see

When he gets down on one knee

Oh my god, oh my god, you guys

Looks like Elle's gonna win the prize

If there ever was a perfect couple, this one qualifies

Oh my god, you guys

Oh my god, this is happening

Our own homecoming queen and king

Finally she'll be trying on a huge engagement ring for size

Oh my god, you guys

Oh my god

Okay, everybody sign?

Good, now fall in line

And we'll start the engagement parade

Light candles in single file

Don't forget to smile

Lose the gum, Kate, you look like the maid (Sorry)

Now prepare to serenade

Shhh!

Oh my god, oh my god, you guys

Looks like Elle's gonna win the prize (Shhh!)

If there ever was a perfect couple, this one quali- (Shhh!)

Oh my god (Guys, I'm serious)

Elle and Warner were meant to be

Not once ever has he hit on me (Shut up)

They're just like that couple from Titanic

Only no one dies

Oh my god (Two, three, four)

Daughter of Delta Nu

Soon to be fiancée

Now that a man chose you

Your life begins today

Make him a happy home

Waste not his hard-earned wage

And, so he does not roam

Strive not to look your age

Still, in your hour of need

Let it be understood

No man can supersede

Our sacred bond of sisterhood

Oh my god, oh my god, you g-- (Guys, she's not here)

Bruiser, where is Elle?

She doesn't have an engagement outfit?

She is totally freaking out?

She's trapped in the Old Valley Mill?

Oh, whoops, sorry, the Old Valley Mall?

Oh my god, guys, emergency

Don't take the freeway

Hey, wait for me

No one should be left alone to dress and to accessorize

Oh my god, you guys

Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god

It's almost there, but...

This dress needs to seal the deal

Make a grown man kneel

But it can't come right out and say "bride"

Can't look like I'm desperate or like I'm waiting for it

I've gotta leave Warner his pride

So "bride" is more implied

There she is!

Oh my god, oh my god, you guys

All this week I've had butterflies

Every time he looks at me it's totally proposal eyes

Oh my god, you guys

So help me dress for my fairytale

Can't wear something I bought on sale

Love is like forever, this is no time to economize

Oh my god, you guys

Blondes make commission so easy

Excuse me, have you seen this?

It just came in, it's perfect for a blonde

Right, with a half loop stitch on China silk?

Uh-huh

But the thing is, you can't use a half-loop stitch on China silk

It'll pucker, and you didn't just get this in

Because I saw it in last May's Vogue

Oh my god, oh my god, you guys

(I'm not about to buy last year's dress at this year's price)

Elle saw right through that salesgirl's lies

(It may be perfect for a blonde, but I'm not that blonde)

(I may be in love, but I'm not stupid, lady, I've got eyes)

Oh my god

Elle Woods? Sorry, our mistake

Courtney, take your break

Just ignore her, she hasn't been well

Try this, latest from Milan

Go on, try it on

I take care of my best clientele

It's a gift from me to Elle

Oh my god, oh my god, you guys

This one's perfect, and it's just my size

See? Dreams really do come true you never have to compromise

Oh my god

Oh my god, my god, oh my god, you guys

Let's go home before someone cries

If there ever was a perfect couple, this one qualifies

'Cause we love you guys (No, I love you guys!)

Oh my god (Oh my god)

Oh my god, you guys

Oh my god!