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Credits
PERFORMING ARTISTS
Family Guy
Performer
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Seth MacFarlane
Composer
Walter Anthony Murphy
Composer
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
You've got to look your best tonight, you tubby little parasite
'Cause there's a lovely lady and she's waiting for you
And though her pretty face may seem a special person's wettest dream
Before you get to see it, there are things you must do
We'll try a tie and boutonniere of yellow
Or a rose that shows that you're a classy fellow
With the posh panache of Jefferson at Monticello
Busting out a mile with style
[Chorus]
I know you just can't wait to stare at all that luscious orange hair
But, boy, before you touch a single curl
You must impress that ultra blooming, all-consuming, poorly grooming
Down Syndrome girl
[Verse 2]
On any normal day, you reek as if you're on a farting streak
Your finger's up your nose, and you are dripping with drool
But if you want a lady's love, you're better off by smelling of
A gentleman's cologne instead of sneakers and stool
A squirt, a spurt of something just for Ellen
And you'll see that she will find you so compelling
And she does because the only smell that she'll be smelling
Won't be coming from your bum
[Chorus]
You wanna take that little whore and spin her on the dancing floor
But boy, before you do a single twirl
You must impress that effervescing, self-possessing, no BS-ing
Down Syndrome girl
[Verse 3]
Her eyes are emerald portals to a secret land of love
And they seem to say, "We'll open just for Chris"
They shine like sunny weather, and they're close enough together
That if they should so desire to create a little fire
They could reach across her nose and give each other a kiss
[Chorus]
My boy, between the two of us, we'll get you on that shorty bus
And then you're gonna take it for a whirl
Now go impress that super-thrilling, wish-fulfilling, yoo-hoo spilling
Ultra-swinging, boner-bringing, gaily singing, dingalinging
Stupefying, fortifying, as of Monday, shoelace tying
Stimulating, titillating, kitty-cat impersonating
Mega-rocking, pillow-talking, just a little crooked walking
Coyly pouting, booby-sprouting, for some reason always shouting
Fascinating, captivating, happiness and joy creating
Down Syndrome Girl!
Written by: Seth MacFarlane, Walter Anthony Murphy