(It's) Hairspray

He's Corny!

Brought to you by Ultra Clutch Hairspray!

What gives a girl power and punch?

Is it charm, is it poise? No, it's hairspray

What gets a gal asked out to lunch?

Is it brains, is it dough? No, it's hairspray

If you take a ride with no can at your side

Then your flip will be gone with the wind

But if you spray it and lock it, you can take off in a rocket

And in outer space each hair will be in place

Why take a chance when you get up and dance?

If you twist, I insist you use hairspray

And tell your mother, her head she should smother

With Ultra Clutch faithfully

So if you're a redhead, a blond or brunette

Just take my advice and you might just get (You might just, ooh)

The only thing better than hairspray, that's me!

Forget the milkman, the only thing better than hairspray (Hairspray, wow!)

That's me!

Ah, ah, ah, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah

Ah, ah, ah, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah

Ah, ah, ah, ah

What makes a man reach out and touch?

Ultra Clutch!

So if you're a redhead, a blond or brunette (Ooh)

Just take my advice and you might just get (You might just, ooh-ooh)

The only thing better than hairspray, that's me!

He's Corny Collins!

The only thing better than hairspray (Hairspray, wow!)

That's me!

Hey, baby, you look like you could use a stiff one!