Bend and Snap

Look at my ass, look at my thighs

I'm catnip to the guys

They chase my tail, they drool and pant

Wanna touch this butt, they can't (No)

All the boys wanna come and play

Snap my fingers and they obey

Why do they follow me round all day?

Watch me while I walk away

I bend and snap

Feel how hot it's gettin'

Bend and snap

Then when you got 'em sweatin'

Spring the trap

They cheer and clap

No tight end can defend against the bend and snap

Oh, that's easy for you to say

And you

Girl, if you wanna make the team

Fake some self-esteem

The more you jump around and scream

Then the sexier you seem

Please, sorry girls, that ain't how I play

This wouldn't work if I tried all day

I gotta go get my asthma spray

Watch me while I walk away

No, wait before you walk away

Just bend and snap

Ow

Look how good you're gettin'

Bend and snap

I'm bettin' right now you're sweatin'

Spring the trap

They cheer and clap

So depend on your friend

Called the bend

It's the not the time to overthink

Just try it once, he'll buy you a drink

Excuse me, would you teach me that?

I am tired of living alone with my cat

Sure

Nowadays I do dye jobs and curls

But here's how we did it in the Laker Girls

Come on, Paulette

I'll never get this right!

Works every time

Look, do it, and we'll go away

Okay, okay, okay, okay

Bend and snap

Damn

Hey, wait a second

When I beckoned

Look how the guys came runnin'

Like I'm (Kickin')

Finger (Lickin')

Like I'm frickin' wicked stunnin'

Will you pay for stuff I buy?

(Yes)

And bake me cake and pie?

(Yes)

And hold me when I cry?

(Yes)

And I will tell you why

(Why?)

I'm too rockin' to lock away

All the boys come and gawk away

Droppin' jaws from a block away

Watchin' how I walk away

(We love to watch her walk away)

I bend and snap

Now look how hot it's gettin'

Bend and snap

I'll bet right now you're sweatin'

Spring the trap

They cheer and clap

I depend on my friend

(Go Paulette, go Paulette)

I depend on my friend

(Go, go, go Paulette)

I depend on my friend

Called the bend and snap

(Bend and snap)

Wanna bend, hey

(The bend and snap)

(The bend and snap)

With my bend and snap

(The bend and snap)

(The bend and snap)

I'm gonna bend with style

(The bend and snap)

(The bend and snap)

I'm gonna get me some Kyle

(Paulette, did I leave my stylus?)

And snap

Oh, crap