Blue

Hey, 'Ronica Ew, you got a left hand, use it Don't talk mean like that You'll hurt their feelings You make my balls so blue You hurt them badly You make my balls so blue They're hangin' sadly What did they do to you That you hate them so? Don't run from me They're all beat up like a tackling dummy! They long for your embrace They're warm like mittens They'll curl up on your face And purr like kittens You make my balls so blue Just look at them glow They're beggin' you Don't make my balls so blue Heather? Heather? Open the door! Oh no, oh no-no-no Open the door! Oh no, oh no-no-no You make my balls so blue So please say hello Hold 'em, enfold 'em And never let go! Once you were geeky (ooh!) and nerdy (ooh!) But they knew (ooh!) you're dirty (ooh!) You've set them (ooh!) on fire (ooh!) Whatever you require they'll do (ooh!) So take 'em home to meet your parents! They'll wear a suit and tie And a fancy collar They'll sing a lullaby La-la-la-la-la! Please make these balls not blue Just for a while Can't wait 'til later My pants are rubbin' like a hot cheese grater! Look! Booze! Drink! Thank you so much! They will protect you Defend you Respect you Befriend you Like Winnie-the-Pooh! (Winnie-the-Pooh!) Baby, baby, baby, they're so blue My balls will work for you They will obey ya They really need rescue Like Princess Leia Baby, you've gots to come through Teach them to smile You've got no clue how much these two depend on you Please help them through! My balls are in your court! (You make them balls so blue!) Yeah! You make my balls so blue (You make them balls so blue!) Ow! Ow! You make my balls so blue (You shake them!) Good god! (You quake them!) My balls! (You break-) You make my balls so blue (You take them!) Lookit, lookit! (You bake them!) Lookit, lookit! (Chrissake-) You make my balls so blue Please make their dreams come true And make these balls not blue!