Big Fun

Dad says, "Act our age"

You heard the man, it's time to rage

Blast the bass, turn out the light

Ain't nobody home tonight

Drink, smoke, it's all cool

Let's get naked in my pool

Punch the wall and start a fight

Ain't nobody home tonight

His folks got a waterbed

Come upstairs and rest your head

Let's rub each other's backs

While watchin' porn on Cinemax

The folks are gone

It's time for big fun, big fun

We're up till dawn

Having some big fun, big fun

When Mom and Dad forget

To lock the liquor cabinet

It's big fun, big fun

Big fun, woo

Okay, okay, okay, so it's salt, and then lime, and then shot

No, it's salt then shot

You're doing it wrong

Wait, really? 'Cause I feel great

Veronica, you are lookin' good tonight

Whoa

A hot guy smiled at me

Without a trace of mockery

Everyone's high as a kite

Ain't nobody home tonight

Stoned, zoned, I should quit

Hey, is that weed? I want a hit!

Fill that joint and roll it tight

Ain't nobody home tonight

Dreams are coming true

When people laugh, but not at you

I'm not alone, I'm not afraid

I feel like Bono at LiveAid

The house is ours

It's time for big fun, big fun

Let's use their showers

That sounds like big fun, big fun

Crack open one more case

I think that's what they call third base

Big fun, big fun

Big fun

That actually looks like

Big fun, big fun

Big fun, woo

Alright, people, listen up

What is Westerburg gonna do to the Razorbacks at Sunday's game?

Gonna make 'em go wee, wee, wee, wee

Big fun, big fun

Way to show maturity

Big fun, big fun

Quit it, jackass, get off of me

Big fun, big fun

Yo, Ram, emergency

I just saw some freshmen sneaking over the pool fence

I hate freshmen

Where are you little pricks? I'm coming for you

Hey, are you okay?

I didn't need your help

Aw, thanks, Heather, but I don't really have to vomit right now

The party's hot, hot, hot

It's time for big fun, big fun

You need a Jello shot

We're having big fun, big fun

Martha Dumptruck in the flesh

Here comes the cootie squad, we should-

Shut up, Heather!

Sorry, Heather

Look who's with her, oh my God

Dang, dang, diggity-dang-a-dang

Dang, dang, diggity-dang-a-dang

I can't believe you actually came

It's exciting, right?

Oh, I wanna say hello to Ram, I brought sparkling cider

Showing up here took some guts

Time to rip 'em out

Well, who's this pig remind you of?

Especially the snout

Dang, dang, diggity-dang-a-dang

Dang, dang, diggity-dang-a-dang

Where the hell are those freshmen?

Hi, Ram, uh, I wasn't gonna come, but since you took the time to write that sweet note

What note?

Why do you gotta be so weird all the time?

People wouldn't hate you so much if you acted normal

There's no alcohol in here

Are you trying to poison me?

Dang, dang, diggity-dang-a-dang

Dang, dang, diggity-dang-a-dang

Dang, dang, diggity-dang-a-dang

Diggity-dang-a-dang

The folks are gone

It's time for big fun, big fun

We're up till dawn

Having some big fun, big fun

So let the speakers blow

They'll buy another stereo

Our folks got no clue

'Bout all the shit their children do

Why are they surprised

Whenever we're unsupervised?

It's big fun, big fun

Big fun, big fun

Big fun, big fun, woo