Candy Store

Are we gonna have a problem?

You got a bone to pick?

You've come so far

Why now are you pulling on my dick?

I'd normally slap your face off

And everyone here could watch

But I'm feeling nice, here's some advice

Listen up, biatch!

(I like!) Looking hot, buying stuff they cannot

(I like!) Drinking hard, maxing Dad's credit card

(I like!) Skipping gym, scaring her, screwing him

(I like!) Killer clothes, kicking nerds in the nose!

If you lack the balls, you can go play dolls

Let your mommy fix you a snack (Whoa-oh)

Or you could come smoke, pound some rum and coke

In my Porsche with the quarterback

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Honey, whatchu waitin' for?

Welcome to my candy store

Time for you to prove

You're not a loser anymore

Then step into my candy store

Guys fall at your feet, pay the check, help you cheat

All you have to do say goodbye to Shamu

That freak's not your friend I can tell in the end

If she had your shot she would leave you to rot!

'Course if you don't care

Fine! Go braid her hair

Maybe Sesame Street is on (Whoa-oh)

Or forget that creep

And get in my Jeep

Let's go tear up someone's lawn

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Honey, whatchu waiting for?

Welcome to my candy store

You just gotta prove

You're not a pussy anymore

Then step into my candy store

You can join the team

Or you can bitch and moan

You can live the dream

Or you can die alone

You can fly with eagles

Or if you prefer

Keep on testing me

And end up like her!

Veronica, look!

Ram invited me to his homecoming party, see?

I told you there was still something there!

This proves he's been thinking about me!

Color me stoked!

I'm so happy!

Whoa!

Honey, whatchu waiting for? (Shut up, Heather!)

Step into my candy store!

Whoa, time for you to prove

You're not a lame ass anymore

Then step into my candy store!

It's my candy store

It's my candy

It's my candy store

It's my candy

It's my candy store

It's my candy store!