Meet the Plastics

Oh, who's at that table there?

Don't look at them, just don't

We call those three the Plastics

They're shiny, fake, and hard

They play their little mind games

All around the schoolyard

They might insult your clothing

Or make fun of your name

Like they mocked Jen Moorecock

Till she burst into flame

And Miss Moorecock was a teacher

Regina George is the queen bee

She's always dressed up

She always wins Spring Fling Queen

We're just drones who work for her

Then die

My name is Regina George

And I am a massive deal

Fear me, love me, stand and stare at me

And these, these are real

I've got money and looks

I am, like, drunk with power

This whole school humps my leg

Like a chihuahua

I'm the prettiest poison you've ever seen

I never weigh more than 115

My name is Regina George

And I am a massive deal

I don't care who you are

I don't care how you feel

That's Gretchen Wieners

She knows everything about everybody

That's why her hair is so big

It's full of secrets

Yes, Regina, no, Regina

Every waking hour

I spend making sure Regina

George can stay in power

If Regina is the sun

Then I'm a disco ball

'Cause I'm just as bright and fun

If you've had alcohol

I worm your secrets out of you and bring them to my master

And then I watch Regina make your life a big disaster (Disaster)

Regina is the queen

But I'm the head of worker bees

As I am seated at her right hand

Like a Jewish princess Jesus

That is Karen Smith

The dumbest person you will ever meet

I once saw her put a D in the word orange

My name is Karen

My hair is shiny

My teeth are perfect

My skirt is tiny

It barely covers

My perky heinie

My name is Karen

I may not be smart

That's it

Right

We never really do this

But how'd you like to have lunch with us this week?

Oh, it's okay

No, no need for you to thank us

But

There's no need to even speak

You're new and you don't know things

You need good friends who can tell you what to think

See you here same time tomorrow

On Wednesdays we wear pink

On Wednesdays we wear pink

My name is Karen (Yes, Regina, no, Regina, every waking hour)

Here's where you belong, here's where you belong

My hair is shiny (I spend making sure Regina George can stay in power)

Here's where you belong, here's where you belong

My teeth are perfect (If Regina is the sun, then I'm a disco ball)

My skirt is tiny ('Cause I'm just as bright and fun, if you've had alcohol)

Wear something nice and grab a tray

'Cause we don't do this every day

Say here's where you belong

Say-say-say here's where you belong

No, really, say it

Say here's where you belong (Here's where I belong)

Come sit with us tomorrow

It'll be fetch