The Road Behind

Well, I'm traveling down the road

And I'm carrying that heavy load

I stagger 'round in a stupor

Sleazy, I can't do the show

I'm hanging out backstage

I'm in a homicidal rage

I signed a million dollar contract

I puked on every page

Slaughtered half the crew 'cause they ate my deli tray

Oh, baby, hey

I said I'd do the show, and I cancelled anyway

You were a roadkill baby, till I scraped you in my arms

Just another waddle flapping on the old turkey farm, so baby

While the wheels keep rolling

And another milepost gone

All along the road behind

Oh, can't you hear me calling?

Just like the sad whale song

I'm on that road behind

Well, there you have it, baby

I'm just a sensitive guy

Y'know, I snuffed a million planets

But I still find time to cry

Because there's more to life

Then making other people die

Like a little bloody tear, baby

Running out my dirty little eye

And some things, baby

They don't make no sense

Does it really matter

If it bugs your parents?

You were a roadkill baby, I scraped you in my arms, ow

Just another waddle flapping on the old turkey farm, so baby

Baby quit your crying, put those clown britches on

While the wheels keep rolling

And another milepost gone

All along the road behind

Oh, can't you hear me calling?

Just like the sad whale song

I'm on that road behind

Oh yeah

While the wheels keep rolling

And another milepost gone

All along the road behind

Oh, can't you hear me calling?

Just like the sad whale song

I'm on that road behind

While the wheels keep rolling

And another milepost gone

All along the road behind

While the wheels keep rolling

And another signpost gone

Baby, can't you hear me calling?

Like a sad whale song

Like a sad whale song

Sad whale, baby