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Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
GWAR
GWAR
Performer
Michael Derks
Michael Derks
Guitar
Brad Roberts
Brad Roberts
Drums
Michael Bishop
Michael Bishop
Vocals
Tommy Meehan
Tommy Meehan
Guitar
Casey Orr
Casey Orr
Bass Guitar
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Michael Derks
Michael Derks
Composer
Brad Roberts
Brad Roberts
Composer
Michael Bishop
Michael Bishop
Composer
Bob Gorman
Bob Gorman
Composer
Tommy Meehan
Tommy Meehan
Composer
Matt Maguire
Matt Maguire
Composer
Casey Orr
Casey Orr
Composer
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
GWAR
GWAR
Producer
Tommy Meehan
Tommy Meehan
Recording Engineer
Kurt Ballou
Kurt Ballou
Mixing Engineer
Alan Douches
Alan Douches
Mastering Engineer
Alex de Jong
Alex de Jong
Recording Engineer

Lyrics

[Chorus]
I'm not a who, I'm a what
Back row, pickle park slut
Lot lizard, lot lizard
You made me this way
[Verse 1]
Daddy told me I was pretty
Mommy gave me her disease
Born a cold-blooded crack whore dinosaur
Turned me out on the streets
[PreChorus]
Cloaca moneymaker
Rig-to-rig and truck-to-truck
Working hard in the yard
Shit-pussy superstar
Looking for a dick to suck
[Chorus]
I'm not a who, I'm a what
Back row, pickle park slut
Lot lizard, lot lizard
You made me this way
[Verse 2]
I don't want your fuckin' pity
Don't you pray for me
Ain't nobody gonna save me, shame me
This is how I want to be (Want to be)
[Verse 3]
A sleeper creeper
Want a handjob? Well, you're fucked
This lizard ass can multitask
But my arms aren't long enough
[Bridge]
Na-na, na-na, na-na
Na-na-na, na-na, na-na
[Bridge]
Breaker one-nine, this is Fruit Pie the Magician
I'm at the Judy Bloom Service Plaza
I'm looking for some commercial company
Pretty face and a big ol' waist, come on back
[Bridge]
Makin' love behind the Love's
Get a Buc-ees suck and fuck
Want a Wawa chili dog?
We can do it in my truck
Doin' gay at the Flyin' J
Tits and ass at the old TA
Dump my load and drive away
Gotta do when I gotta do a doo-doo
I'll get your money
I will get your money
I'll get your money
I'll suck your dick
[Chorus]
I'm not a who, I'm a what
Back row, pickle park slut
Lot lizard, lot lizard
You made me this way
Written by: Bob Gorman, Brad Roberts, Casey Orr, Matt Maguire, Michael Bishop, Michael Derks, Tommy Meehan

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