Bitchin' Camaro

Hey Jack, what's happening?

I don't know

Well, uh, rumor around town

Says you might be thinkin' 'bout goin' down to the shore

Uh, yeah, I think I'm gonna go down to the shore

What you gonna do down there?

Uh, I don't know

Play some video games, buy some Def Leppard T-shirts

Don't forget your Mötley Crüe T-shirt

You know all proceeds go to get their lead singer outta jail

Uh-huh

Can't wait to go down

Hey, uh, you gonna check out the Sand Bar while you're down there?

Uh, what's the Sand Bar?

Ah, it's a place that lets sixteen year old kids drink

Oh, cool

Yeah, hey, guess who's gonna be there

Uh, who?

My favorite cover band Crystal Shit

Wow

Yeah, they do a Doors show

You'd really impressed

In fact, it goes a little like this

Love me two times, baby

Love me twice today

Love me two times, girl

'Cause I got AIDS

Love me two times, baby

Once for tomorrow

Once 'cause I got AIDS

Huh, pretty good Jim Morrison impression there

I hope those guys have a good sense of humor

And don't take us into court

Uh, what's the court?

Never mind that, the important thing here

You mean The People's Court

Now, that's another story

The important thing here is that we get to the part where

You ask me how I'm gonna get down to the shore

Oh, how you gettin' down to the shore?

Funny you should ask, I've got a car now

Oh, wow, how'd you get a car?

Oh, my folks drove it up here from  Bahamas

You're kiddin'

I must be, the Bahamas are islands

Okay, the important thing here

Is that, uh, you ask me what kinda car it is

Uh, uh, what kinda car do you got?

I've got a bitchin' Camaro

Bitchin' Camaro, bitchin' Camaro

I ran over my neighbors

Bitchin' Camaro, bitchin' Camaro

Now I'm in all the papers

My folks bought me a bitchin' Camaro with no insurance to match

So if I happen to run you down, please don't leave a scratch

I ran over some old lady one night at the county fair

And  I didn't get arrested because my dad's the mayor

Bitchin' Camaro, bitchin' Camaro

Donuts on your lawn

Bitchin' Camaro, bitchin' Camaro

Tony Orlando and Dawn

When I drive past the kids they all spit and cuss

'Cause I've got a bitchin' Camaro and they have to ride the bus

So you better get outta my way when I come through your yard

'Cause I've got a bitchin' Camaro and a Exxon credit card

Bitchin' Camaro, bitchin' Camaro

Hey, man, where you headed?

Bitchin' Camaro, bitchin' Camaro

I don't want unleaded