Slaughterama

With a battle cry, go forth

Which is "Give the people what they want"

And what the people want could only be the senseless slaughter

Of the gutter-slime that litters this nation for cash and prizes

Yes, this is the show where people bet their lives to win something big

'Cause when your life is shit, then you haven't got much to lose on

Slaughterama

This next geek is guilty of the following

A Grateful Dead life for which he's been allowing

Tried to tell us, "Give peace a chance"

Met the National Guard and you shit in your pants

It's not your imagination, it's not a bad trippie

Yes, that's him, it's the big smelly hippy

Hello, Mr. Hippy, nice to meet ya

Hey, got a little shit between your toes

So, how's things at the ol' manure factory?

How's little Tofu? What? She grew another head?

Well, ya gotta lay off that LSD, y'know

Kinda makes your offspring goofy-looking

So, how do ya hide money from a hippy?

Put it under the soap

I'm sorry, but that answer wasn't in time

You're gonna have to put your mouth on this

Whoa! I blew your head clean off

Good thing I was such an expert shot with the National Guard back in Penn State

There's nothing like hippy hunting

My dad always used to take me with Lee Harvey Oswald

Alright, we're rocking now

World's biggest hair

World's tightest pants got no circulation, but you still can't dance

Fashion is a statement and sometimes a risk

Every fashion had its faults, but yours is the pits

Always in black, looks like he's dead

Here's the art-fag lying on his deathbed

Hello, Mr. Art-Fag, come on out here

Say, what a hairdo, it's awfully big

As big as the, the Hindenburg and it'll probably go up just as fast if I put this lighter to it

But no, I'm gonna hold out and ask you this question

What ever happened to Eddie Munster?

I'm looking at him

Oh, Oderus, help the boy with his hairdo there

Ooh, it's getting ripped off

Ow, you know that's gotta hurt

Hey, what's Oderus trying to do with his face?

Is that a face-lift?

No, he's pulling that face clean off

Ah, help that sod outta here

Gave up pussy, stopped to a toot

Now you can't wait to give someone the boot

Elbows and knuckles, all you know how

Follow the herd, just another cow

Brain full of shit, boots full of lead

Straight from Hitler's ass, it's a Nazi skinhead

Hello, Mr. Nazi Skinhead, how ya doin'?

How's Geraldo's nose? Still broken?

Well, it's good to see ya still on the job

You know, when you're mugging talk show commentators in bathrooms

Always remember to draw the swastika turning to the right

Not to the left, always to the right

Hey, why do Nazi skinheads wear red suspenders anyway?

The other Nazis tell you

Time to give this Nazi skinhead one more haircut

Real close to the shoulders, like

Whoa! His heads been decapitated

Look at all that PSI in his aorta artery

Whoa! Is he a gusher or what?

Well, ladies and gentlemen, that's all for this week

We've killed everyone worth killing, hope you do the same

We'll be back next week for another edition of

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It's a drama

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It's a drama, yeah

Slaughterama, Slaughterama, Slaughterama

It's a drama (it's full of existential despair)

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It's a drama (it's full of people who just don't care)

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It's a drama (don't feel sorry for them)

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It's a drama (they've chosen their own pathetic life)

Slaughterama, Slaughterama, Slaughterama

It's a drama

Slaughterama, Slaughterama, Slaughterama

It's a drama, yeah

It's a drama, yeah

It's a drama, yeah