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Credits
PERFORMING ARTISTS
Andy Samberg
Lead Vocals
Akiva Schaffer
Lead Vocals
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Andy Samberg
Songwriter
Akiva Schaffer
Songwriter
Jorma Taccone
Songwriter
Mark Potsic
Songwriter
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
DJ Nu-Mark
Producer
Lyrics
[Intro]
Sushi Glory Hole, imagine that
[Verse 1]
Sushi Glory Hole, imagine that
Instead of strange dick, you'll be getting a snack
High-end fish, no doubt
Hey, where you going? Hear us out
Hear us out, hear us out, hear us out, hear us out
Hear us out, hear us out, hear us out, hear us out, hear us out
Hey, where you going?
Hear us out, hear us out, hear us out, hear us out, hear us out, hear us out
[Verse 2]
Sushi Glory Hole
Makes too much motherfuckin' sense not to do it
Fish through a hole, you know there ain't nothing to it
And there's no scenario in which you wouldn't want it
So drop to your knees, open wide, and get ready for some rice with fish on it
Rice with fish on it
[Verse 3]
Hear us out
You got nothing to fear
Sushi Glory Hole, it's a good idea-er
And it's not weird, so hear us out
While we tell you what the concept's all about
It's-sushi-being-fed-through-a-hole-in-the-wall, where you going?
[Verse 4]
Hear us out
You forgot to eat, now you're out and about
But you want to be discreet, can't be eating omakase in the middle of the street, no
Then you open the app, S-G-H is all over the map, so
You head to a club, hit the bathroom stall, find the sushi-sized hole in the bathroom wall
Then make a wish, and prepare for some shockingly high-grade fish
[Verse 5]
Where you going?
Come back, come back, come back, come back, come back, come back
Hear us out, hear us out, hear us out, hear us out, hear us out, hear us out, hear us out
[Verse 6]
You know I'm fooling with yuzu where you would usually do-do and if you got fund-approval you're who we're tryin' to get through to
Aye, and no gimmicky rolls
Just strictly nigiri coming out of the holes
And no substitutions or special requests
And no dicks, and no sex
That's two stalls over, so you're gonna want to make sure you come in sober
'Cause none of them are labeled and full-disclosure
There's a chance you're gonna get a dick
But it's worth it 'cause the quality of fish
Yeah, the flavor that you gain outweighs the risk
[Verse 7]
Don't leave, don't leave, don't leave, don't leave
Where you going? Come back, hear us out, don't leave
[Outro]
At a sex club when you need stamina for sex but forgot to eat, back soon
Sushi Glory Hole
At a sushi restaurant where you don't like the food, in the back of the bathroom
Sushi Glory Hole
Don't leave
Written by: Akiva Schaffer, Andy Samberg, Jorma Taccone, Mark Potsic