I'm On a Boat (feat. T-Pain)

Shawty

Aww, shit

Get your towels ready, it's about to go down

Yeah, yeah

Everybody in the place, hit the fuckin' deck

Shawty

But stay on your motherfuckin' toes

Yeah, yeah

We runnin' this, let's go

I'm on a boat

I'm on a boat

I'm on a boat

I'm on a boat

Everybody look at me, 'cause I'm sailin' on a boat

Sailin' on a boat

I'm on a boat

I'm on a boat

I'm on a boat

Take a good, hard look at the motherfuckin' boat, yeah

I'm on a boat, motherfucker, take a look at me

Straight floating on a boat on the deep blue sea

Yeah, yeah

Bustin' five knots, wind whippin' out my coat

You can't stop me, motherfucker, 'cause I'm on a boat

Take a picture, trick

Trick

I'm on a boat, bitch

Bitch

We drinkin' Santana champ', 'cause it's so crisp

Crisp

I got my swim trunks, and my flippie-floppies

I'm flippin' burgers, you at Kinko's straight flippin' copies

I'm ridin' on a dolphin, doing flips and shit

The dolphin's splashin', gettin' everybody all wet

But this ain't Seaworld, this as real as it gets

I'm on a boat, motherfucker, don't you ever forget

Yeah, yeah

I'm on a boat, and it's going fast, and

I got a nautical themed pashmina afghan

I'm the king of the world, on a boat like Leo

If you're on the shore, then you're sho' not me-oh

Get the fuck up, this boat is real!

Fuck land, I'm on a boat, motherfucker

Motherfucker

Fuck trees, I climb buoys, motherfucker

Motherfucker

I'm on the deck with my boys, motherfucker

Aye

This boat engine make noise, motherfucker

Hey, ma, if you could see me now

See me now

Arms spread wide on the starboard bow

Starboard bow

Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow

The moon somehow

Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible

Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat

Let's go

It's a big, blue, watery road, yeah

Poseidon, look at me, oh

All hands on deck

Never thought I'd see the day

When a big boat comin' my way

Believe me when I say

I fucked a mermaid

I'm on a boat

I'm on a boat

Everybody look at me, 'cause I'm sailin' on a boat

Whoa-ooh

I'm on a boat

I'm on a boat

Take a good, hard look at the motherfuckin' boat

Shawty

Shawty

Yeah, yeah, yeah