Dick In a Box (feat. Justin Timberlake)

Hey, girl

I got somethin' real important to give you

So just sit down and listen

Girl, you know we've been together such a long, long time

(Such a long time)

And now I'm ready to lay it on the line

Wow, you know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide

(Open wide)

Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind

(What's on my mind)

A gift real special, so take off the top

Take a look inside it's my dick in a box

It's in a box

Not gonna get you a diamond ring

That sort of gift don't mean anything

Not gonna get you a fancy car

Girl, ya gotta know you're my shinin' star

Not gonna get you a house in the hills

A girl like you need somethin' real

Wanna get you somethin' from the heart

Somethin' special girl

It's my dick in a box

My dick in a box, babe

It's my dick in a box

Ooh, my dick in a box, girl

See I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs givin'

And I got just the one

Somethin' to show ya that you are second to none

To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress

It's easy to do just follow these steps

One, cut a hole in a box

Two, Put your junk in that box

Three, make her open the box

And that's the way you do it

It's my dick in a box

My dick in a box, babe

It's my dick in a box

Ohh, my dick in a box, girl

Christmas, dick in a box

Hanukkah, dick in a box

Kwanzaa, A dick in a box

Every single holiday a dick in a box

Over at your parents house, a dick in a box

Mid-day at the grocery store, a dick in a box

Backstage at the CMA's, a dick in a box

Yeah, well, well, well, well, well

My dick in a box

My dick in a box

My dick in a box