Finest Girl (Bin Laden Song)

Finest girl I ever met in my whole life

Want to take her home, make her my wife

Knew she was a freak when she started talking

She said, "Fuck me like we fucked Bin Laden" (Ooh, whoa)

That girl was freak

She said she want me to fuck her harder then the military

Fucked Bin Laden

Fucked Bin Laden

Fucked Bin Laden

She wanted to fuck me harder then the US government fucked Bin Laden

Uh, she was a freaky kind of girl (Hey)

Kept up on current events from all around the world (Oh)

More specifically one event

The time Osama Bin Laden got shot in the head

She said, "Do me like that"

But I couldn't track the metaphor (Yeah)

That said, I can see you horny like a stegosaur

That said, again, your request is so irregular

She put on a beard, I started looking at the exit door

Then a turban

Then a tunic

She said, "Invade my cave with your special unit"

I said, he wasn't in a cave, but there was no stopping

She demanded that I fuck her like we

Fucked Bin Laden

Fucked Bin Laden

Fucked Bin Laden

She wanted to fuck me harder then the US government fucked Bin Laden

This girl requested intercourse to bring her to climax

With the clinical efficiency of the assassination of Bin Laden

You're harboring a fugitive (That ass)

And my justice will be punitive (I'ma smash)

Night-vision, they can see us through my go-pro

She tried to negotiate, I said that's a no-no

Now I'm creeping in her bedroom like go, go

She tells me to go low

Then looks down and says I gotta (Terrorize that pussy)

Gotta terrorize that pussy

So I did it, improvised some crazy shit

Seal Team 69, sexecuting the hit

She said, "You finished me off, now throw my body in the ocean"

I yell, "Geronimo," then took some pictures for posting

The President called, he said, "Congratulations, Conner"

I said "Mr. President, to what do I owe this honor?"

He said, "Come give me the deets in the White House garden"

I gots to know how you fucked her like we

Fucked Bin Laden

Fucked Bin Laden

Fucked Bin Laden

I still can't say that I see the appeal

But she wanted me to fuck her like we

Fucked Bin Laden

Oh, this girl insisted that the way we did it

Was merciless and exact just like the now world famous attack

That fucked Osama Bin Laden