Blue

Hey, 'Ronica

Ew, you got a left hand, use it

Don't talk mean like that

You'll hurt their feelings

You make my balls so blue

You hurt them badly

You make my balls so blue

They're hangin' sadly

What did they do to you

That you hate them so?

Don't run from me

They're all beat up

Like a tacklin' dummy

They long for your embrace

They're warm like mittens

They'll curl up on your face

And purr like kittens

You make my balls so blue

Just look at them glow

They're beggin' you

Don't make my balls so blue

Heather? Heather?

Open the door

Oh no, oh no, no, no

Open the door

Oh no, oh no, no, no

You make my balls so blue (Ooh, ooh so blue)

So please say, "Hello"

Hold 'em

Enfold 'em

And never let go

Once you were geeky and nerdy

But they knew, you're dirty

You set them on fire

Whatever you require, they'll do

So take 'em home to meet your parents

They'll wear a suit and tie

And a fancy collar

They'll sing a lullaby

La, la, la, la, la

Please make these balls not blue

Just for a while

Can't wait till later

My pants are rubbin' like a hot cheese grater

Look, booze, drink

Thank you so much

They will protect you

Defend you

Respect you

Befriend you

Like Winnie The Pooh

Winnie the Pooh

Baby, baby, baby, they're so blue

My balls will work for you

They will obey ya

They really need rescue

Like Princes Leia

Baby, you gots to come through

Teach them to smile (You've got no clue, how much these two, depend on you)

Please help them through

My balls are in your court

Yeah (You make their balls so blue)

You make my balls so blue

Ow, ow (You make their balls so blue)

You make my balls so blue

Good God, my balls (You shake them, you quake them, you make them)

You make my balls so blue

Lookit it, lookit it, lookit, lookit it (You take them, you make them, I said)

You make my balls so blue

Please make their dreams come true

And make these balls not blue

Yeah