After Ever After 3

If you've ever wondered why

Disney tales all end in lies

Here's what happened after all their dreams came true

Was gonna be a mighty king

Mufasa's famous heir

Well, your little mane's been lion tamed

By beasts who don't fight fair

I've turned into the main event for soldiers big and small

And now I dread my severed might end up on your wall

Let me help this African economy

Oh, my species is goin' extinct

Everywhere you look, death

Takin' shots at my pride

Thanks for that petition to stop a straight up genocide

Scope set

Rafiki's brains are not a cure for AIDS

Now ebonies need ivory for pay

I don't think Hamlet ended up this way, yeah

Oh, my species is goin' extinct

Oh, my species is go

Every time I fly to town

I grow up when I come down

Now I've been stuck at age sixteen

For eighty years of puberty

In unforgivin' tights

He's upright

He's upright

He's upright

We're followin' his leader

His leader

His leader

We're followin' his leader

Wherever he may bone

Tee dum, tee dee

My teedle-dee's out to play

It's fun for all

The mermaids are wet for days

This engine's revved

There's only one booty for me

Just a teedle-ee rump

A teedle-ee humpdy day

Think of the fappiest thoughts

I'm a happy little thot

Okay

Wendy is my special gal

She's like ninety

I'm down

The dentures never bite

He's upright

He's upright

He's upright

Hope he's bi

He's upright

Save my soul

Herc was on a roll

Now every god and goddess here is beggin' to atone

Replaced by intelligent design

The new guy's rollin' by and turnin' water into wine

The Romans were chantin'

Christo, Christo

He's a godsend

Bigger than Nero

Out with the old, in with the Jew

Hero to Christo

God's honest truth

Hero to Christo

Hey, Herc, you're screwed

The Jesus freak is super weak

I'm so divine

You see, I came inside a virgin's bod

So have I

I threw him in the Colosseum

A lion a la carte

Three days went by

He zombified

And rose up in search of hearts

I'm a prisoner of war

ISIS blew up my city

They're throwin' me off a buildin'

'Cause they think that I like guys

A holy war

An old fantastical point of view

Carpet was burned alive

Streamed nationwide

I can't go back to where I used to thieve

Every turn suicide

A hundred thousand children plead

The topplin' of Agrabah with Sharia law

Could stop this holy war before we're through (A holy war)

Unholy war (That's where we'll be)

Just refugees (Send helpin' hands)

Instead of bans for you and me

The lions are gone

Hair on my junk

Jesus is a hunk

Screw Trump