The Pitiful Children

You were always quite the loser, Jeremy

Then I invaded

And you upgraded

Ba-da-ba-ba

Whoa

Jeremy, it's true that I found you

But look around you

Whoa

All your peers are just so incomplete

You can't see it, but they're all in pain

Their operating system's obsolete

So let's complete the chains

And get inside those brains

Let's save the pitiful children

Whoa

Let's save the pitiful children

Whoa

Let's teach the pitiful children

Who just haven't a clue

Just what to do

Help them to help you

Ah, yeah!

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Can you see the vision clearly, Jeremy?

Users embracing and interfacing

Beep boop beep boop

Shiny, happy people singing sweetly (Yeah)

Gone is human error and fear

(Beep bop boo beep bop boo beep bop boo beep)

Every issue tucked away so neatly

If you feel a sob or tear

Just turn that knob, and switch that gear

Let's save the pitiful children

Yeah

Let's save the pitiful children

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah!

Let's teach the pitiful children

Who just haven't a clue

Just what to do

Help them and soon this will be you

Let's save the pitiful children

Rap beep beep bop

Let's save the pitiful children

Re bop bo beep bop bo beep bop bo

Let's teach the pitiful children

Who haven't a clue

If that's what we do

If that's what we do

Then everything about us is going to be wonderful

We love everything about Squips

Everything about us is going to be so alive

We could never live without Squips

You won't feel left out or unsure

Not pitiful children anymore

'Cause everything about us is going to be cool

When

We

Rule!