Mad Professor

Oh, shit, he's here Hi Uhh, how ya doing? Is this the right place for that furniture, ahh Yeah, sure is come on in Pretty nice place here you got here, cobwebs are a nice touch So that's the couch, eh? Yeah, we got some, um, take a look at the upholstery right there That's pretty fucking nice, I haven't seen Whoa, you all right there Excuse me real upholstery I ain't seen nothing like that since shit like back in the- Mutherfucker! You want my couch? You motherfucker I need your mutherfucking brain! You can't have my couch! What the fuck are you thinking? Now come here you big fat motherfucker get on the table! I was never popular, this I'll admit, fuck school School never liked me, cool All the kids would always beat me 'til I'm half dead Make fun of the size of my forehead But that shit never bothered me See momma and mother, they owned a lot of property They had a science lab in the basement and that's where my free time Well, all my time was spent I made a mouse with a chicken head, it clucked three times Cluck, cluck, cluck, then it was dead I made a lot of things cool Like a frog with a turkey neck, it was the shit, yeah! But I'm still lonely, I need a homey So, I collected limbs and made me a zombie I could have made a girlie friend But fuck that, I got my girlie right here Yeah! (Under the direction of-), you can call me mad professor (Strange as it may seem), I will make a friend for me (Under the direction of-), you can call me mad professor (Strange as it may seem), we will rule eternity So, this is like where you live? That's right, why you don't like it? I mean, oh my god, it's dirty Do you like Shut up, bitch! Gimme your tippy-toes! I used some many body parts, it was crazy I killed a whole bunch of motherfucker's like, what 80? They all chipped in on my special friend Everything helps, even if you got a finger to lend, come on! I hear the other children playing outside "Keep it down you little bitches, I'll skin your fucking hides" Careful, this part's wack (what?) Somehow I gotta attach this nut sack (eh!) Shit! Fuck! I'm sawing off an elbow Looking at the meter, my Quasar Ziptalo (what?) Or better yet look out the fucking window (oh) I see a storm coming, it's all most time to roll Screw the head on, come on, come on It's the thuggish, ruggish, bone OK, it's time, hit the switch turn it up a hertz Fuck! shit, didn't work (Under the direction of-), you can call me mad professor (Strange as it may seem), I will make a friend for me (Under the direction of-), you can call me mad professor (Strange as it may seem), we will rule eternity I am your creature, but which one of us Is the horror that scares little children? Is it me, or is it the man that made me? Who has evil in his mind created the awful thing that lies waiting to kill you Hey Hey, you call for a wrecka? Sure did, come on in I got the truck running outside, I'm gonna go ahead- Ow, motherfucker, what you'd, what you'd hit me with a frying pan or sumthing? What the fuck, bro? You crazy motherfucker, ow, that shit hurts Come here! I'm gonna fuck you up! Get back here! (Are you tryin' to kill me?) He's trying to kill me! It wasn't always easy (hell nah), let me tell ya But fuck that (err) 'cause I ain't no failure (yeah!) I put the shit with the veins and stuff with that wait a minute You hear that? Yeah! It's alive (woo), I just gotta wake it up Hand me that Rock N Rye Come on Pour it in the cup Give it to his ass wait hold up pause I ain't cleanin' his draws, man, fuck that! Get him set, get him ready it's all most time Paint his ugly ass face up almost like mine I see him twitching, I'm on a roll He can help me tell the whole world about the carnival (woo!) Turn the hertz all the way up for this shit And just wait for that (come on, come, come on, come on) lightning bolt to hit Did it work? You make the call! Shaggy? What up, y'all? (Under the direction of-), you can call me mad professor (Strange as it may seem), I will make a friend for me (Under the direction of-), you can call me mad professor (Strange as it may seem) (I'm alive), we will rule eternity (I'm alive!) You can call me mad professor I will make a friend for me You can call me mad professor We will rule eternity (Under the direction of-), you can call me mad professor (Strange as it may seem), I will make a friend for me (Under the direction of-), you can call me mad professor (Strange as it may seem), we will rule eternity We will rule eternity We will rule eternity We will rule eternity We will rule eternity