Hokus Pokus (feat. Kim Marro)

(Ha ha ha) Serial slaughtering stranglers

Juggling, juggling, juggulars

Folded, fat, floppy-tittied freaks

I-C fucking P's in the house

Abracadabra boom shack-a-day

I'm Violent J and I'm back like a vertabrae

And I come with a hat full of tricks

Trunk full of Faygo, car full of fat chicks

Hahahaha, fuck you

Wicked clowns, we'd like to say what up to

The Cobra's, X-Men, and Counts, and everybody with clown love

Even sets I've never heard of

Roll into town, and out with the big top

Four cards down, and two more still to drop

And when it does, I pack up and hit the road

'Cause I don't wanna see your head explode

Toss me an axe, and I'll toss you a dead chicken

Add a buck, you'll get a two-liter with 'em

And when the genie says, "On with the show"

It's hokus pokus jokers, Great Milenko

Once again, it's the psychotic carnival creatures in the house

Hokus Pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride

Southwest slithering snakes of darkness come

Hokus Pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride

Shazam Bam, shocka locka lokey

Shaggy the clown back like scoliosis

Call me a psycho-schizo freak

And I'll call you by your name (Thick anus)

'Cause I could give two shits and a fuck

A bust up fender in a popcorn clown truck

I'm a circus ninja southwest voodoo wizard

I grab your gizzard

Jump on the carpet, let's take a spin

Everybody's waiting for the show to begin

Up to the top, by the neck, and let you go

Try to land in a glass of Faygo

Uh, you suck, you missed the fucking glass

Broke your neck, and busted your fucking ass

But the genie says, "On with the show"

Hokus Pokus jokers, Great Milenko

What awaits you after death, rub the lamp and explore

Hokus Pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride

Enter Milenko's Fun House, walk right through the wretched hall

Hokus Pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride

(Fuck, fuck, fuck 'em all

Fuck, fuck, fuck 'em all)

Clown dawg, freak dawg

Joker dawg, Milenko dawg

Fidgets of joker's cards blasting in your mother's face

Hokus Pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride

Rude Boy and Chucky down with the clown

First time we ever went to Mexican Town

I remember, we couldn't pay the bill, they got hot

And beat us down in the fucking parking lot

Tall Jess, Jump Steady, and Nate the Mack

Tagged ICP by the train tracks

And it was on, the dawn of a new day

Magical carpets screaming down the freeway

Walked in gypsy's tent with a food stamp

And walked out with a magical lamp, yeah

I met Milenko, he gave me three wishes

That night, I fucked three fat bitches

Think you could fuck with it? Forget it

I'll rip your face off, and wipe my ass with it

When the genie says, "On with the show"

It's Hokus Pokus, jokers, Great Milenko

Climb aboard our magic train and join us inside

Hokus Pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride

Fifty-two villians, hammered town, the show must go on

Hokus Pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride

Giant ladies, bearded ladies, midget lades, ladies

Hokus Pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride

Clouds of darkness and underneath them come the clowns

Hokus Pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride