Like a Boss

Mr. Samberg, thanks for coming to your performance review

No problem

So you're in charge  around here, is that fair to say?

Absolutely, I'm the boss

Okay, so take us through a day in the life of The Boss

Well the first thing I do is

Talk to corporate (Like a boss)

Approve memos (Like a boss)

Lead a workshop (Like a boss)

Remember birthdays (Like a boss)

Direct work-flow (Like a boss)

My own bathroom (Like a boss)

Micro-manage (Like a boss)

Promote synergy (Like a boss)

Hit on Deborah (Like a boss)

Get rejected (Like a boss)

Swallow sadness (Like a boss)

Send some faxes (Like a boss)

Call a sex line (Like a boss)

Cry deeply (Like a boss)

Demand a refund (Like a boss)

Eat a bagel (Like a boss)

Harassment lawsuit (Like a boss)

No promotion (Like a boss)

5th of vodka (Like a boss)

Shit on Deborah's desk (Like a boss)

Buy a gun (Like a boss)

In my mouth (Like a boss)

Oh fuck man, I can't fucking do it, shit

Pussy out (Like a boss)

Puke on Deborah's desk (Like a boss)

Jump out the windows (Like a boss)

Suck a dude's dick (Like a boss)

Score some coke (Like a boss)

Crash my car (Like a boss)

Suck my own dick (Like a boss)

Eat some chicken strips (Like a boss)

Chop my balls off (Like a boss)

Black out in the sewer (Like a boss)

Meet a giant fish (Like a boss)

Fuck his brains out (Like a boss)

Turn into a jet (Like a boss)

Bomb the Russians (Like a boss)

Crash into the sun (Like a boss)

Now I'm dead (Like a boss)

Uh huh, so that's an average day for you then

No doubt

You chopped your balls off and died

Hell yeah

And I think at one point there you said something about sucking your own dick?

Nope

Actually, I'm pretty sure you did

Nah, that ain't me

Okay, well, this has been eye-opening for me

I'm the boss

Yeah, no, I got that, you said it about 400 times

I'm the boss

Yeah, yeah, I got it

I'm the boss

No, I heard you, see you later

Like a boss!