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Credits
PERFORMING ARTISTS
"Weird Al" Yankovic
Vocals
Jim West
Guitar
Steve Jay
Bass Guitar
Jon Schwartz
Drums
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
"Weird Al" Yankovic
Lyrics
Billie Joe Armstrong
Composer
Michael Pritchard
Composer
Frank E. Wright
Composer
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
"Weird Al" Yankovic
Producer
Tony Papa
Mixing Engineer
Rafael Serrano
Engineer
John Adams
Assistant Engineer
Phillip Ramos
Assistant Engineer
Jason Rankins
Assistant Engineer
Brian Warwick
Assistant Engineer
Bernie Grundman
Mastering Engineer
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
Don't wanna be some beer swillin' hockey nut
And do I look like some frostbitten hose head?
I never learned my alphabet from A to zed
[Verse 2]
They all live on donuts and moose meat
And they leave the house without packin' heat
Never even bring their guns to the mall
And you know what else is too funny
Their stupid Monopoly money
Can't take 'em seriously at all
[Verse 3]
Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export
They treat curling just like it's a real sport
They think their silly accent is so cute
Can't understand a thing they're talking aboot
[Verse 4]
Sure they got their national healthcare
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
Then again, well, they got Celine Dion
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni
All over Saskatchewan
[Verse 5]
Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
Won't figure out the temperature in celsius
See the map, they're hoverin' right over us
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
[Verse 6]
Always hear the same kind of story
Break their nose and they'll just say sorry
Tell me what kind of freaks are that polite?
It's gotta mean they're all up to somethin'
So quick before they see it comin'
Time for a preemptive strike
Written by: "Weird Al" Yankovic, Billie Joe Armstrong, Frank E. Wright, Michael Pritchard