Fat

Your butt is wide, well, mine is too

Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you

The word is out, better treat me right

'Cause I'm the king of cellulite

Ham on, ham on

Ham on whole wheat, all right

My zippers bust, my buckles break

I'm too much man for you to take

The pavement cracks when I fall down

I've got more chins than Chinatown

Well, I've never used a phone booth

And I've never seen my toes

When I'm going to the movies

I take up seven rows

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, shamone

Fat, fat, really, really fat

You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it

Fat, fat, really, really fat

You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on, you know

Fat, fat, really, really fat

Don't you call me pudgy, portly or stout

Just a-tell me once again, who's fat?

When I walk out to get my mail

It measures on the Richter scale

Down at the beach, I'm a lucky man

I'm the only one who gets a tan

If I have one more pie à la mode

I'm gonna need my own zip code

When you're only having seconds

I'm having twenty-thirds

When I go to get my shoes shined

I gotta take their word

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, shamone

Fat, fat, really, really fat

You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it

Fat, fat, really, really fat

You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know

Fat, fat, really, really fat

And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds

Lemme tell you once again who's fat

If you see me coming your way

Better give me plenty space

If I tell you that I'm hungry

Then won't you feed my face?

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, shamone

Fat, fat, really, really fat

You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it

Fat, fat, really, really fat

You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know

Fat, fat, really, really fat

When I sit around the house, I really sit around the house

You know I'm fat, I'm fat, shamone

Fat, fat, really, really fat

You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it

Fat, fat, really, really fat

You know it, you know, you know, come on

Fat, fat, really, really fat

And you know all by myself, I'm a crowd

Let me tell you once again

You know I'm huge, I'm fat, you know it

Fat, fat, really, really fat

You know I'm fat, you know, hoo

Fat, fat, really, really fat

You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know

Fat, fat, really, really fat

And the whole world knows I'm fat and I'm proud

Just a-tell me once again, who's fat?