God Gave You A Mullet

You snore like a bear

I smoke like a chimney

You drink too much beer

So I poured out your whiskey

Your hairline’s on vacation

And my boobs have settled down But I couldn’t want you anymore Than I know I do right now

It’s destiny

It’s tried and true

Aint nobody on this earth can love me like you do You’re meant for me

I’m meant for you

Cuz god gave you a mullet

(and he) gave me a bad attitude

You skip work to fish

And I cuss like a sailor You’ve never cleaned a dish And I’m a shitty baker

But All of this aside

I couldn’t see myself

Foggin up the windows with anybody else

It’s destiny

It’s tried and true

Aint nobody on this earth can love me like you do You’re meant for me

I’m meant for you

Cuz god gave you a mullet

(and he) gave me a bad attitude

It’s destiny

It’s tried and true

We just go together like Johnny cash and june You’re meant for me

I’m meant for you

Cuz god gave you a mullet

(and he) gave me a bad attitude