Trailer Park Tiki Bar

Two stoplights past the run down old McDonald's

Keep your eye out for a faded neon sign

You won't need a reservation

Because I ain't never seen this dive bar with a line

My idea of a good time

Is dodging mullets left and right

Behind the Walmart sippin' two dollar mai tais

At the trailer park tiki bar delight

You can't order nothin' top shelf

'Cause Tammy keeps the liquor on the bar

This place falls real short of fine and fancy

But I've always liked umbrellas in my margs

I love this place because everybody's welcome

It don't matter if you're rich or if you're poor

When everything costs less than twenty dollars

You can drink yourself right down to the floor

My idea of a good time

Is dodging mullets left and right

Behind the Walmart sippin' two dollar mai tais

At the trailer park tiki bar delight

My idea of a good time

Is throwing darts and picking fights

Over who can choose the next song on the jukebox

At the trailer park tiki bar delight

At the trailer park tiki bar delight