I've got to get myself out of this mess
I've got to get myself a car that drives
I've got to burn that dress
Bang, bang, bang
I'd like to see the smirk exploding from his face
Oh well, he shouldn'ta kept my shopping cart
Shouldn'ta cut my place
Bang, bang, bang
He don't get hard unless he takes his gun to bed
And little Jimmy gets a B in math, two shots in the head
Washington gets dinner dates and fancy IPAs
And Newtown still gets robo-calls from the NRA
Well, they can call (they can call)
But you can't pick up the phone no more
Well, they can call (thеy can call)
But you can't pick up the phone no more
Bang, bang, bang, bang
Oh, officеr, oh, officer, well, what was I to do?
I've got an itchy trigger finger, he was pushing four-foot-two
I got no problem with nobody, he had no business in my drive
Well, he was Bravo Lima, say no more, I'm Whiskey Hotel white
Well, they can call (they can call)
But you can't pick up the phone no more
Well, they can call (they can call)
But you can't pick up the phone no more
See, see, see, see
Susie gets incensed
A little more than pressed
Mr. McCallister
I know they'll notice, I know they'll notice soon
But I can't wait no more
Bang, bang, bang, bang
Bang, bang, bang, bang
Holiday in the sun
Castle doctrine, stand your ground
Sea World, sun tan, fentanyl
A holiday, a holiday
A holiday in the sun
IHOP, Venmo, TNT
Mickey Mouse, AR-15
And an open-carry, don't-say state
Incel, insult, NDA
And a hi-ho-silver hit the mall
Mom-and-Pop, no checks at all
At a gun show, golf course, shopping cart
Three days waiting, 30 rounds
And a bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang
With a bang, bang, bang, bang, bang
Well, they can call (they can call)
But you can't pick up the phone no more
Well, they can call (they can call)
But you can't pick up the phone no more
