Bang Bang Bang

I've got to get myself out of this mess

I've got to get myself a car that drives

I've got to burn that dress

Bang, bang, bang

I'd like to see the smirk exploding from his face

Oh well, he shouldn'ta kept my shopping cart

Shouldn'ta cut my place

Bang, bang, bang

He don't get hard unless he takes his gun to bed

And little Jimmy gets a B in math, two shots in the head

Washington gets dinner dates and fancy IPAs

And Newtown still gets robo-calls from the NRA

Well, they can call

They can call

But you can't pick up the phone no more

Well, they can call

They can call

But you can't pick up the phone no more

Bang, bang, bang, bang

Oh, officer, oh, officer, well, what was I to do?

I've got an itchy trigger finger, he was pushing four-foot-two

I got no problem with nobody, he had no business in my drive

Well, he was Bravo Lima, say no more, I'm Whiskey Hotel white

Well, they can call

They can call

But you can't pick up the phone no more

Well, they can call

They can call

But you can't pick up the phone no more

See, see, see, see

Susie gets incensed

A little more than pressed

Mr. McCallister

I know they'll notice, I know they'll notice soon

But I can't wait no more

Bang, bang, bang, bang

Bang, bang, bang, bang

Holiday in the sun

Ah, castle doctrine, stand your ground

Sea World, sun tan, fentanyl

A holiday, a holiday

A holiday in the sun

IHOP, Venmo, TNT

Mickey Mouse, AR-15

An open-carry, don't-say state

Incel, insult, NDA

A hi-ho-silver hit the mall

Mom-and-Pop, no checks at all

At a gun show, golf course, shopping cart

Three days waiting, thirty rounds

And a bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang

With a bang, bang, bang, bang, bang

Well, they can call

They can call

But you can't pick up the phone no more

Well, they can call

They can call

But you can't pick up the phone no more