Maybe When We're 30

Your brother said that we should get real jobs

And pay our way like everybody else

Well, maybe we could buy a house and we could have a kid

Spend our days on Facebook, such happy days on Facebook

We'll share Daily Mail stories about David Beckham's kids

With pithy little insults, such pissy little insults

If it's what you need

Then it works for me

We'll write bitter little letters to the council 'bout the bins

And sign them from the neighbours, you'll sign them from the neighbours

And when they come a-knockin', I'll pretend that you're not in

I've never liked the neighbours, you know I've never liked the neighbours

And they don't like me

And they don't like me

Maybe when we're thirty, baby, we can get a dog

And once a year, we'll go out and we'll watch the War On Drugs

Maybe when we're thirty, baby, we can get a dog

And once a year, we'll go out and we'll watch the War On Drugs

If it's what you need

Then it works for me

Baby, when we're seventy and the rain gets to our legs

I'll whisk you off on cruises, I'll take you off on cruises

And read the Daily Telegraph and sleep in separate beds

And not make the excuses, and not make the excuses

If it's what you need

Then it works for me

If we make it to our eighties, we can lie out in the nude

And we can take up smoking, and we can take up smoking

And look through the obituaries for people that were rude

And laugh until we're choking, and laugh until we're choking

If it's what you need

Then it works for me

Maybe when we're thirty, baby, we can get a dog

And once a year, we'll go out and we'll watch the War On Drugs

Maybe when we're thirty, baby, we can get a dog

And once a year, we'll go out and we'll watch the War On Drugs

Maybe when we're thirty, baby, we can get a dog

And once a year, we'll go out and we'll watch the War On Drugs

Maybe when we're thirty, baby, maybe when we're thirty, baby

Maybe when we're thirty, baby, maybe when we're thirty, baby