The Show (Oh My God! Remix)

Ladies and gentlemen

The most exciting stage-show you've ever seen

Appearing live, it's Doug E. Fresh and the Get Fresh Crew

Oh my God

Slick

This is called "The Show"

Here we go, come on

Excuse me, Doug E. Fresh

Yes?

Have you ever seen a show with fellas on the mic

With one minute rhymes that don't come out right?

They bite, they never write, that's not polite

Am I lying?

No, you're quite right

Well tonight, on this very mic, you're about to hear

We swear, the best darn rappers of the year

So, so, cheerio, yell, scream, "Bravo"

Also, if you didn't know, this is called "The Show"

A-yo Doug

What?

Put your Bally's on

Yo Rick, I was about to, but I need a shoe horn

Why?

Because these shoes always hurt my corns

Six minutes

Six minutes

Six minutes, Doug E. Fresh, you're on

Six minutes, Doug E. Fresh, you're on

Here we go, (Here we go) come on (Come on)

Here we go, (Here we go) come on (Come on)

Yo, where's Will and Barr?

Well, I don't know, they're late

Told 'em the time, oh, I forgot the date

Man, you did it again, oh no

Yo, here we go, come on, here we go, come on

Here we go, did you miss the show?

No, no, no-no-no, we didn't (What?)

No, no-no-no-no-no-no, no we didn't (Wh-wh-wh-wh-what?)

No, we didn't, well don't get us wrong

Excuse me Doug E.

Excuse me Doug E.

Excuse me Doug E. Fresh, you're on

Well, it started off on 8th Avenue

When I made up the name called the Get Fresh Crew

It was me, my two DJs Chill Will and Barry B

And my right-hand man Ricky D

I used to rap and sing, make sounds and things

And for example, here's a telephone ring

Hello, is Doug E. Fresh in?

But anyway, no more delay

Just check out the new style I display

Now you got to be (Fresh)

To rock with (Fresh)

And I'm D-O-U-G-I-E (Fresh)

And I'm known for the

Not for the

The Human Beatbox or the Entertainer

No other title can fit me plainer

In a passing generation, I am a remainer

And I'm also known as the Beatbox Trainer

Cashing checks, make sound effects

And after I finish rocking, Slick Rick is on next

You know it

Slick Rick

Well, here's a little something that needs to be heard

Doug, I was going downtown (Word, Rick?) word

(Sure) all alone, no one to be with

Stepped on the D-Train at Two-Hundred-and-Fifth

I saw a pretty girl (So?) so I sat beside her

Then she went, "Roar," like she was Tony the Tiger

I said, "Hold on, there's been a mistake

Honey, my name's Slick Rick not Frostie Flakes"

(Oh, golly wolly) but she was raising hell

She said, "Uhm, my name is Maggie but call me Michelle"

"Michelle, my belle

Sont les mots qui vont très bien ensemble

Très bien ensemble"

Slick Rick and I'm rock the house, you know I'm saying

And when I'm on the mic there won't be no delaying

Bust a move, we show and prove

A-yo Doug, do that record Jam On The Groove

As you can see, most definitely, we are (Fresh)

Chill Will (Fresh)

Barry B (Fresh)

Ricky D (Fresh)

And I am the original Human Beatbox, the Entertainer, Doug E.