La-Di-da-Di

OK, party people in the house

You're about to witness something you've never witnessed before

Yes, it's the original human-beat box, Doug E. Fresh

And his partner, the grand wizard, MC Ricky D

D and that's me in the place to be

And we gonna show you how we do it for '85

Kick it live, alright

Because, I got a funny feeling

You're all sick of all these crab rappers

Bitin' their rhymes because they're back-stabbers

But, uh, when it comes to me and my friend Doug Fresh here

There is no competition, 'cause we are the best, yeah

Finesse, impress, which we prove

And y'all will realize that we are the move

So, listen close, so you all don't miss

As we go a little something like this

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You know what

You know what

Yo, peep this

We like to party

We don't cause trouble, we don't bother nobody

We're just some men that's on the mic

And when we rock upon the mic

We rock the mic (Right)

For all of y'all keepin' y'all in health

Just to see ya smile and enjoy yourself

'Cause it's cool when you cause a cozy condition

And, that we create, 'cause that's our mission

So, listen to what we say

Because this type of shit, it happens every day

I woke up around ten o'clock in the mornin'

I gave myself a stretch up, a mornin' yawn

And went to the bathroom to wash up

Had some soap on my face and my hand upon a cup

I said, "Um, mirror, mirror on the wall

Who is the top choice of them all?"

There was a rumble jumble

Five minutes it lasted

The mirror said, "You are, you conceited bastard!"

But that's true, that's why we never have no beef

So, then I washed off the soap, and brushed the gold teeth

Used Oil of Olay, 'cause my skin gets pale

Then I got the files for my fingernails

Due to the night and on my behalf

I put the bubbles in the tub so I could have a bubble bath

Clean, dry was my body and hair

I threw on my brand new Gucci underwear

For all the girls I might take home

I got the Johnson's baby powder, and the Polo cologne

Fresh, dressed like a millions bucks

Threw on the Bally shoes and the fly green socks

Stepped out my house, stopped short, oh, no

I went back in, I forgot my Kangol

And then I dilly (Dally), I ran through a (Alley)

I bumped into my old girl (Sally) from the (Valley)

This is a girl playing hard to get

So, I said, "What's wrong?", 'cause she looked upset

She said, um, "It's all because of you

I'm feeling sad and blue

You went away and now, my life is filled with rainy days

And I love you so, how much you'll never know

'Cause you took your love away from me"

Now, what was I to do

She's cryin' over me, and she was feelin' blue

I said, um, "Don't cry, dry your eye

Here comes your mother with those two little guys"

Her mean mother stepped up said to me, "Hi!"

Looked Sally in the face, and decked her in the (Eye)

Punched her in the belly, and stepped on her (Feet)

Slammed the child on the hard concrete

The bitch was strong, the kids was gone

Somethin' was wrong, I said, "What is going on?"

I tried to break it up, I said, "Stop it, leave her"

She said, "If I can't have you, she can't either"

She grabbed me closely by my socks

So, I broke the hell out like I had the chicken pox

But she gave chase, she caught up quick

She put a finger in the face of MC Rick

She said, "Why don't you give me a play

So we can go cruisin' in my OJ?

And if you give me that OK

I'll give you all my love today

Ricky, Ricky, Ricky, can't you see

Somehow your words just hypnotize me

And I just love your jazzy ways, oh

MC Rick, my love is here to stay"

And on and on and on she kept on

The bitch been around before my mother's born

I said, "Cheer up", I gave her a kiss

I said, "You can't have me, I'm too young for you, miss"

She says, "No, you're not", then she starts cryin'

I says, "I'm nineteen", she said, "Stop lying"

I says, "I am, go ask my mother

And with your wrinkled pussy, I can't be your lover"

To the tick-tock, you don't stop

To the tick-tick, and ya don't quit

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