The Show

Ladies and gentlemen

The most exciting stage show you've ever witnessed

Appearing live, Doug E. Fresh and the Get Fresh Crew

Oh my God!

Is it real?

Oh my God!

Is it real?

Oh my God!

Excuse me, Doug E. Fresh

Yes?

Have you ever seen a show with fellas on the mic

With one-minute rhymes that don't come out right?

They bite

They never write

That's not polite

Am I lying?

No, you're quite right

Well, tonight, on this very mic, you're about to hear

We swear, the best darn rappers of the year

So

So

Cheerio

Yell

Scream, "Bravo"

Also, if you didn't know, this is called, "The Show"

Ayo, Doug

What?

Put your Ballys on

Yo Rick, I was about to, but I need a shoe horn

Why?

Because these shoes always hurt my corns

Six minutes

Six minutes

Six minutes, Doug E. Fresh you’re on

Uh-uh-on (I– I– Is it)

Uh-uh-on (I– I– Is it)

Uh-uh, uh-uh-uh (Real, real, real)

Uh-uh-on (Real, real?)

Uh-uh-on

Oh my God!

Uh-uh-on

Is it real?

Uh-uh, uh-uh-uh

Oh my God!

Uh-uh-on

Is it real?

Uh-uh-uh

Oh my God!

Uh-uh-on

Is it real?

Oh-oh, oh my God!

Here we go (Here we go)

Come on (Come on)

Here we go (Here we go)

Come on (Come on)

Yo, where's Will and Barr?

Well, I don't know, they're late

Told 'em the time, oh, I forgot the date

Man, you did it again, oh no

Yo, here we go (Come on)

Here we go (Come on)

Here we go, did we miss the show?

No, no, no, no, no, no, we didn't

Word?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no we didn't

W– W– W– W— Word?

No we didn't

Well, don't get us wrong

Excuse me Doug E.

Excuse me Doug E.

Excuse me Doug E. Fresh you're on

Uh-uh-on, on

Is it real?

Oh my God!

Is it real?

Oh-oh, oh my God!

Is it real?

Oh-oh, oh-oh

Is it real?

Oh-oh, oh my God!

Is it real?

Oh-oh

Is it real?

Oh-oh, oh my God!

Is it real?

Is it real?

Oh my God!

Well, it started off on 8th Avenue

When I made up the name called The

Get Fresh Crew

It was me, my two DJs, Chill Will and Barry Bee

And my right-hand man, Ricky D

I used to rap and sing, make sounds and things

And for example, here's a telephone ring

"Hello, is Doug E. Fresh in?"

"No, he's not here right now"

But anyway, no more delay

Just check out the new style I display

Now you got to be (Fresh)

To rock with (Fresh)

And I'm D-O-U-G-I-E (Fresh)

And I'm known for the

Not for the

The human beat box or the entertainer

No other title can fit me plainer

In a passing generation, I am a remainer

And I'm also known as the beat box trainer

Cashing checks, make sound effects

And after I'm finished rocking, Slick Rick is on next

You know it

Slick Rick

Well, here's a little something that needs to be heard

Doug, I was going downtown

Word, Rick?

Word

Sure

All alone, no one to be with

Stepped on the D-train at 205th

I saw a pretty girl

So?

So I sat beside her

Then she went roar like she was Tony the Tiger

I said, "Oh no, there's been a mistake

Honey, my name's Slick Rick, not Frosty Flakes"

Oh, golly wolly

'Cause she was raising hell

She said, "Um, my name is Maggie but call me Michelle"

Bust a move, we show and prove

Ayo, Doug, do that record jam on the groove

Oh-oh, oh my God!

Is it real?

Oh-oh, oh my God!

Is it real?

Oh-oh, oh my God!

Is it real?

Oh-oh, oh my God!

Is it real?

Oh

Is it real?

Oh-oh, oh

Is it real?

Is it real?

Oh my God!

Is it, is it real?

Oh-oh, oh my God!

Is it real?

Oh-oh, oh my God!

Is it real?

Oh-oh, oh, oh-oh

Is it, is it real?

Oh-oh, oh my God!

Is it real?

Oh-oh, oh my God!

Is it real?

Oh-oh, oh my God!

Is it real?

Oh-oh, oh

Is it, is it real?

Is it, is it real?

Oh my God!

Oh-oh, oh, oh-oh

As you can see, most definitely, we are (Fresh)

Chill Will (Fresh)

Barry Bee (Fresh)

Ricky D. (Fresh)

Oh my God!

And I am the original human beat box, the entertainer

Is it, is it, is it real? Is, is it, is it real?

Doug E. (Fresh)

Oh-oh, oh-oh

Oh-oh, oh my, my God!