What's Up, Duloc?

Welcome to Duloc, such a perfect town

Here we have some rules, let us lay them down

Don't make waves, stay in line and we'll get along fine

Duloc is a perfect place

Please keep off of the grass

Shine your shoes, wipe your ... face

Duloc is, Duloc is

Duloc is a perfect place

And here's the man who made it happen

The towering colossus of moxie, Lord Farquaad

Oh, it's you

What a terrific surprise

Once upon a time this place was infested

Freaks on every corner

I had them all arrested

Hey, nonny, nonny, nonny, no

If you had a quirk

You didn't pass inspection

We all have our standards

But I will have perfection

And so, and so

Things are looking up here in Duloc

Just take a look

The things I'm cooking up here in Duloc

He likes to cook

A model that amazes

A plan with seven phases

(Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum)

Things are looking up here in Duloc

They're looking up in Duloc

The ladies all look swell

The men are so dashing

Thanks to my new dress code

The fashion's never clashing

Hey, nonny, nonny, nonny, no

This castle I had built

Is taller than the cliff tops

A city like a postcard

A monorail and gift shops

And so, and so, and so

No one from the gutter in Duloc

He's takin' aim

Embrace the cookie cutter in Duloc

We're all the same

The upshot is enormous when you can shout

(CONFORM US)

YES

Things are looking up

Here in Duloc

Hey, let's hear it for those Duloc dancers

Aren't they terrific, ha?

There's no sign of slowing

We're growing, we're growing

Look, he's growing and growing and growing

Look at him grow

Things are looking up here

We practice this part both forward and back

We make one mistake and we get the rack

Things I'm cooking up here

He taught us to dance with razzamatazz

He's trained in ballet, flamenco and jazz

My hard work and my rigor

Have made me so much bigger

Things are looking up

Things are looking up

Things are looking up

Here in Duloc

Here in Duloc

Up, up, up, up, up