Madeline Ashton’s Intimate Wedding Extravaganza

Family, friends

We are gathered here on this glorious day to witness the union of Madeline Ashton and Ernest Menville

Now, Madeline and Ernest have written their own vows, which will be performed today by the famed opera singer Luciano Milioti

What?

He's just translating

I flew him in to surprise you

Oh, and I did a little rewrite on your vows

You what?

May we continue?

Um, Madeline

You are the light of my life (Sei la luce della mia vita)

You have captured my heart— (Hai catturato il mio cuore)

Captured my heart the way you will capture (Come tanti cuori)

So many hearts around (In tutto il mondo)

The world this summer in Space Jam 3 (Questa estate in Space Jam 3)

I will take your hand (You hold my heart in your hands)

To hold my heart, forever (Yours forever)

Never letting go

Madeline, do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, 'til death do you part?

Oh, I do, I do, I do, you know that I do

And Ernest, do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife, 'til death do you part?

I do

Stop the wedding

This was supposed to be my day

Hel?

Helen?

Security

Don't do this

She'll destroy your life just like she destroyed mine

Tell my story

Are you alright?

It's all ruined

It's the first day of the rest of our lives together, nothing could ruin that