Human Again

Oh lighten up Cogsworth and let nature take its course

It's obvious there's a spark between them

But there's no harm in fanning the flames

Ya know well at all

Besides they must fall in love tonight if we ever expect to be human again

Ah human again

Yes think what that means

I'll be cooking again

Be good-looking again

With a mademoiselle on each arm

When I'm human again

Only human again

Poised and polished and gleaming with charm

I'll be courting again

Chic and sporting again

Which should cause several husbands alarm

I'll hop down off this shelf

And tout de suite be myself

I can't wait to be human again

When we're human again

Only human again

When we're knickknacks and whatnots no more

When we're human again

Good and human again

Oh cherie won't it all be top drawer?

I'll wear lipstick and rouge

And I won't be so huge

Why I'll easily fit through that door

I'll exude savoir-faire

I'll wear gowns

I'll have hair

It's my prayer to be human again

When we're human again

Only human again

When the world once more starts making sense

I'll unwind for a change Really? That'd be strange

Can I help it if I'm t-t-tense?

In a shack by the sea

I'll sit back sipping tea

Let my early retirement commence

Far from fools made of wax

I'll get down to brass tacks and relax

When I'm human again

So sweep the dust from the floor

Let's let some light in the room

I can feel I can tell someone might break the spell any day now

Shine up the brass on the floor

Alert the dust pail and broom

If it all goes as planned our time may be at hand any day now

Open the shutters and let in some air

Put these here and put those over there

Sweep up the years of sadness and tears

And throw them away

We'll be human again

Only human again

When the girl finally sets us all free

Cheeks a-blooming again

We're assuming again

We'll resume our long-lost joie de vivre

We'll be playing again

Holidaying again

And we're praying it's ASAP

We will push we will shove

They will both fall in love

And we'll finally be human again

There never was a story of more woo than this of Juliet and her Romeo

Hmm could you read it again?

Well here why won't you read it to me

Uh alright

Eh I can't

You mean you never learned

I learned a little it's just been so long

Well here I'll help you let's start here

Hmm twelve, two

Two I knew that two households

We'll be dancing again

We'll be twirling again

We'll be whirling around with such ease

When we're human again

Only human again

We'll go waltzing those old one-two-threes

We'll be floating again

We'll be gliding again

Stepping striding as fine as you please

Like a real human does

I'll be all that I was

On that glorious morn when we're finally reborn

And we're all human again!