Peach Scone

Oh, listen up

Young man, there's a, there's a

Young man, he writes stories

He's a writer, a little writer boy

He falls in love with a girl

Girl already has a boyfriend

She kinda loves him back but not really

They're just really good friends, and that's fine

He understands, it's rational

Hi, what's your name?

How are you?

How's your life?

Oh, you got a man?

Are you in love?

If so, what type?

Is it just platonic, strictly just as friends

Or the type that ties you two together till tomorrows end?

If it is, disregard every time I call you pretty

Though it's meant sincerely it's just my imagination drifting

Brush me off like the dirt on Jay-Z's shoulders

So I fall to the ground, collect myself

And get ready to take over your heart

Or at least your spare time

And I love the thought of being with you

Or maybe it's the thought of not being so alone

Hey, the second one's way sadder than the first one

But, I don't know

I love the thought of being with you

Maybe it's the thought of not being so alone

The second one's way sadder than the first one

But, I don't know

We should go and get a friggin' cup of coffee

And I'll act friendly

And I won't pull any stunts

But I'm a little stunt puller from birth

So I don't know what to tell you

If I try to confess my love for

Scones

I just wanna say somethin' real quick, please

Shh, listen

I love

These scones

Just the diversity of the selection they have here

The blueberry, the raspberry, strawberry, pumpkin

Even which is basically a friggin' squash

How they gonna make a scone out of a freaking squash?

Oh, wow, wow

That shit blows my mind

That's just Elon Musk just in his little lab, cookin' up, baby

But what were you talkin' about?

Oh, yeah, your boyfriend made you mad the other day?

What was he sayin'?

Oh, what do I think? Hmm

He was being mean at that part, point?

But I'm sure he's gonna turn around at some point

As well, and

I love the thought of being with you

Or maybe it's the thought of not being so alone

The second one's way sadder than the first one

But, I don't know

I love the thought of being with you

Whoa, whoa, whoa

Maybe it's the thought of not being so alone

Shit, I love being

I love being loved but don't like crying on the phone

Hi, what's up?

Yeah, what's goin' on?

Oh, yeah, she told me a lot about you

Yeah, uh-huh

It's so great you're doing all of those things

You should keep doing all of them I think

Oh, yeah, my name's Hobo Johnson

People like to say I'm a rapper, I'm actually not

I produced this myself

I'm hella fuckin' proud of it

But, yeah, she like

She's so nice, she was so nice

And cared about me, no one else did

Literally, I don't think I've ever felt love before that

She's a peach

Scone

She's a peach scone

Yes, and

I love the thought of being with her

I just really hope that she doesn't get hurt, ya know?

They say it takes two years to come back down to Earth

From that lovely place that you've been

I heard it's so nice

Good for you guys

I'm, I'm glad

(Being so alone)

And if you find someone who loves you for who you are

Keep lovin' 'em, man

'Cause that shit happens like once in a lifetime, ya know?

And who am I to get in the way of someone livin' their lifetime?

Ya know?

And I hope you're doing really well

I haven't talked to you in a while

But, uh, I found someone else who really loves me for who I am

But I don't call them enough

And that's why they moved away

I'm gonna call 'em right now

She wants me to call her

Okay, fine