The Ending

She said, she said, you're like Jason Biggs

In all the Jason Biggs movies

She said, "Hey, she said that you're like the weird guy"

"In all the movies who turns into the hero at the end"

"And gets the girl"

And I was like, "shut your mouth"

But, I'm gonna take over the world

As soon as everybody dies

I'm gonna take over your heart

Soon as I get the balls to try

I'm gonna re-arrange the alphabet

And then take U and I, and put

Of it, a space between 'em

And hope that nobody cries

I'ma run around this city

Wonderin' why this shit is like this

I'ma be a nice guy, might fuck around and make a difference

I'ma hope for the best, but prepare for the worst

They're gonna focus on their hooks

And then say "fuck it" to the verse

Like goddamn, look at me

Now look at them

Now look at me

How's it goin', my name is Frank

What's up?

Today, we'll be lookin' into what really fuckin' matters

Gucci bags, money bands, trap beats, and sarcasm

I hope that you don't fall into their schemes and what they say

When you look them in their eyes, they don't choose to look away

'Cause you don't deserve to be fucked with

Unless you're a fuckin' asshole

And expect two hundred dollars every time that you pass Go

Your life isn't fair

Life is like a fair

That only lets in white people with blue eyes and blond hair

And big tits and small waists

Let's cut-paste the same face

The same smile, the same type

That's been stuck here for a while

I hope that you don't fall into their schemes and what they say

When you look me in the eyes, I'll look you dead into the face

'Cause you don't deserve to be fucked with

Unless you're a fuckin' asshole

And expect two hundred dollars every time that you pass Go

Your life isn't fair

Life is like a fair

That only lets in white people with blue eyes and blond hair

And big tits and small waists

Let's cut-paste the same face

The same smile, the same type

That's been stuck here for a while

Yeah, I ain't shit

I ain't shit

I ain't shit

I ain't shit

I ain't shit

Compared to them, right?

I ain't shit

I ain't shit

I ain't shit

I ain't shit, I ain't shit

Yo, my friends say that I have poor face structure

"I said, you look like alien verse fuckin' predator"

Both of 'em

'Cause right before the movie starts, there's a weird type of scene

That's awfully sensual with rose petals and Marvin Gaye sings

I think

People would watch that

Probably on Pay-Per-View

On a Tuesday night, like what else is there to do?

Like, a lot of things

Fuckin' read a book, I guess?

Like 50 Shades of Grey

Except alien and predator making the stuchus

That's great fan fiction, for a great man missin'

The spice of life, The Price is Right

For species all alike

Like this, the night was young

And I could feel it on my lips

It's the taste of predators', wit

Oh no

Yeah

And I know you want a piece of this wit

And I know she wants a piece of this wit

Yo!

And I know she wants a piece of this wit

My wit

My wit, my wit

She wants a piece of this

Thank you, for listening to this record

I appreciate it, more than you could ever fucking understand

I, um

Worked so hard on it, and lost my mind due to

The music business, the music business

Is quite the business

But, I decided that I don't want to be a part of it anymore

So I, this is all me and no one's gonna fuckin' tell me

How to write a song, you know?

And, the way I listen to music is

Fucking, like medicine dude

It makes me feel better about my life, and uh

My dream is to do that for other people

And, uh

And uh

You know, travel the world doing that

And helping people, like

So many people helped me

And, uh

Thank you for letting me try to do that to you

Hmm