Peach Scone (Live)

Hi, what's your name? How are you? How's your life?

Oh, you got a man? Are you in love? If so what type?

Is it just platonic strictly just as friends?

Or the type that ties you two together till tomorrow's end?

If it is disregard every time I call you pretty

Though it's meant sincerely it's just my imagination drifting

Brush me off like the dirt on Jay Z's shoulder

So I fall to ground, collect myself and get ready to take over your heart

Or at least your spare time

And I love the thought of being with you

Or maybe it's the thought of not being so alone

The second one's way sadder than the first one but I don't know

I love the thought of being with you

Or maybe it's the thought of not being so alone

Man, **** I really love being in love

But I also really love not crying on the

We should go get a cup of coffee

And I'll act friendly and I won't pull any stunts

But I'm a freakin' stunt puller from birth

So I don't know what to tell you

If I try to confess my love for scones

I just wanna tell you real quick please shh

I love these scones

Just the diversity between the selection

The raspberry, the blueberry, the strawberry, pumpkin even

Which is basically a fucking squash

How you make a scone out of a freakin' squash

It blows my mind, oh man

But what were you talkin' about?

I'm so sorry to interrupt

Oh yeah, your boyfriend made you mad the other day?

What was he saying? What was he talking about?

Oh my God that's crazy

What do I think? Hmm, let me think about it, let me think about it

Hmm, hmm, hmm

He was being mean at that time

But I'm sure he's gonna turn around at some point and

I love the thought of being with you

Or maybe it's the thought of not being so alone

Man, I really love being in love

But I also really love not crying on the phone

Man, I love the thought of being with you

Or maybe it's the thought of not being so alone

I don't know the second one's way sadder than the first one

But I don't know

Hi, what's up? Yeah, what's going on?

Oh yeah, she told me a lot about you, yeah uh-huh

It's so great that you're doing all of those things

You should keep doing all of them I think

Oh yeah, my name's Hobo Johnson and I'm a rapper

I'm actually not a rapper, I like to say a musician

I play guitar sometimes too, I'm just not as good as Derek

It doesn't matter but

She is like the nicest person I've ever met in my whole life

And I'm sure you know 'cause you sleep next to her every night

And you guys probably cuddle and kiss or whatever

But she you know she's just so sweet and

She cared about me a lot when no one else cared about me

And I think that's really nice

Really you know she's just a, she's just a peach

She's a peach scone

She's a peach scone, Bob

And I love the thought of being with her

I just really hope that she doesn't get hurt, man

They say it takes two years to come back down to Earth

From that lovely place that you've been, I heard it's so nice

I heard it's so nice, good for you, I'm glad

And if you find someone that really loves you for who you are

Keep bein' with 'em, man

'Cause that's what matters in this life, Bob, thank you