What Is a Juggalo?

What is a juggalo? Let me think for a second

Well, oh, he gets butt-naked

And then he walks through the streets, winking at the freaks

With a two-liter stuck in his butt-cheeks

What is a juggalo? He just don't care

He might try to put a weave in his nut hair

'Cause he could give a fuck less what a bitch thinks

He tell her that her butt stinks and all that

What is a juggalo? He drinks like a fish

And then he starts huggin' people like a drunk bitch

Next thing, he's pickin' fights with his best friends

Then he starts with the huggin' again, fuck!

What is a juggalo? A fucking lunatic

Somebody with a rope tied to his dick

Then he jumps out a ten-story window

Oh!

What is a juggalo?

A juggalo, that's what it is, well, fuck if I know

What is a juggalo?

I don't know, but I'm down with the clown and I'm down for life, yo

What is a juggalo?

A juggalo, that's what it is, well, fuck if I know

What is a juggalo?

I don't know, but I'm down with the clown and I'm down for life, yo

Southwest? (We juggalos)

Down river? (We juggalos)

Jefferson? (We juggalos)

Fuckin' everybody (We juggalos)

I'm that juggalugga locoroni

Get the fuck up, get the fuck out of here

What is a juggalo? A dead body

Well, he ain't really dead, but he ain't like

Anybody that you've ever met before

He'll eat Monopoly and shit out Connect Four

What is a jug-, what the fuck? Connect?

Man, that shit is whack!

Don't worry about my shit

Just rap, motherfucker

What is a juggalo? He ain't a bitch boy

He'll walk through the hills and beat down a rich boy

Walks right in the house when you're having supper

And dip his nuts in your soup, gloop!

What is a juggalo? Well, he ain't a phony

He'll walk up and bust a nut in your macaroni

And watch you sit there and finish up the last bit

'Cause you're a stupid ass dumb fuckin' idiot!

What is a juggalo? He's a graduate

He graduated from, well, at least, he got a job

He's not a dumb putz

He works for himself, scratching his nuts, ha

What is a juggalo? A Hulkamaniac

He powerbombs motherfuckers into thumbtacks

People like him till they find out he's unstable

He Sabu'd your momma through a coffee table

What is a juggalo?

A juggalo, that's what it is, well, fuck if I know

What is a juggalo?

I don't know, but I'm down with the clown and I'm down for life, yo

I'm the juggalugga lo

Get the fuck up, get the fuck out of here

I'm the juggalugga lo

I figured you wouldn't understand

What is a juggalo?

A juggalo, that's what it is, well, fuck if I know

What is a juggalo?

I don't know, but I'm down with the clown and I'm down for life, yo

What is a juggalo?

A juggalo, that's what it is, well, fuck if I know

What is a juggalo?

I don't know, but I'm down with the clown and I'm down for life, yo

Detroit? (We juggalos)

Cleveland? (We juggalos)

St. Louis? (We juggalos)

Everybody? (We juggalos)

Everybody? (We juggalos)

Everybody? (We juggalos)

Effin' everybody? (We juggalos)

Everybody? (We juggalos)

What is a juggalo?