Cotton Candy

(One pussy lickin' coming up)

What's your name, handsome?

I'm Clyde, Miss Virginia, a pleasure to see you

Oh, my, you're all naked too, like Miss Marge

Are you going to suck the poison out too?

Do you know what's under my apron?

No, ma'am, ain't never looked

A cock like I got, I guess

No, Clyde, it's a nice big cunt

My name is Shaggy, but some call me Shaggy Balls

'Cause you can see my ball sack hangin' out my drawers

I wear short shorts, bitches stop and stare

Later on, you see me partin' through the cotton hair

I meet a bitch, I always gotta check and ask

"How many corn dogs been to the cotton patch?"

And when I fuck, bitches ask what I'm tryin' to do

My nuts is people, so I try and stuff 'em in there too

Cotton candy, it wasn't made for the mouth

You don't believe me? Then take a look and head south

Rotten candy is what you'll find without a doubt

I stick my wang in the cotton hole, and then I'm out

Jumpsteady, Rude Boy, and Nate the Mack

They huntin' Cotton and Shaggy Shaggs knows where it's at

So don't be stingy, it's more than one Wicked Clown

And bitch you got enough cotton here to go around

Now some bitches wanna go and shave the cotton off

Straight to the candy, I'm with it, I won't get lost

That's why I bring the clippers with me, they comin' in handy

When you fuck around with the Cotton Candy

(Hey, cotton candy), yeah, hey, hey

Cotton candy don't get wet until it's in yo' mouth, she told me

(Hey, cotton candy), yeah, hey, hey

Cotton candy don't get wet until it's in yo' mouth, she told me

My name is J, the kiddies call me genie pants

'Cause I can play the flute and make my dick start to dance

Like a snake, I make it shake, rattle, and roll

And this year my balls made it to the Cotton Bowl

Unlike Shaggy, he's scared of the cotton pie

I ate so much cotton candy, I got pink eye

I can remember the first time I had a taste

She pulled her panties down and stuffed that cotton in my face

I said, "Your daddy's home", she said, "So fuckin' what?"

I tried to take my ding-a-ling and stick it in her butt

I tried to push it in, I couldn't turn it out

She said, "Cotton candy don't get wet until it's in your mouth"

Ohl shit, so what was I to do?

Run like a bitch, or have the cotton stew?

I thought for a second, then I said, "What the fuck?"

I ate so much cotton that my tongue came out her butt

Bwrrr, bitch, I'll have another bowl

My boys had to come and get me 'cause I lost control

On the way home, I had a new attitude

I'm like, "Hey, let's go eat some more pussy, dude"

(Hey, cotton candy), yeah, hey, hey

Cotton candy don't get wet until it's in yo' mouth, she told me

(Hey, cotton candy), yeah, hey, hey

Cotton candy don't get wet until it's in yo' mouth, she told me

Marge, you know where the money is

You get it and hold it for Miss Vicky while I kiss her pussy

Sure, Clyde, honey

Okay, Clyde, now before you kiss my pussy

Lick th-, lick the insides of my thighs here and here

Yes, it helps get pussy warmer

Yes, ma'am

Oh, that's it, Clyde, nice and slow

Oh, that's nice, Clyde, baby

(Hey, cotton candy), yeah, hey, hey

Cotton candy don't get wet until it's in yo' mouth, she told me

(Hey, cotton candy), yeah, hey, hey

Cotton candy don't get wet until it's in yo' mouth, she told me

(Hey, cotton candy), yeah, hey, hey

Cotton candy don't get wet until it's in yo' mouth, she told me

(Hey, cotton candy), yeah, hey, hey

Cotton candy don't get wet until it's in yo' mouth, she told me

Go ahead and suck you bastard

Oh, lick it, oh fuck, lick, lick more, suck it, suck, motherfucker, suck, oh