In the Trunk

Was trying to smash, get her cash

But her mouth was hella fast so I threw her ass in the trunk

And even though she had a big plump rump

I threw her in and let the beat bump

Threw her in the trunk

Was trying to smash, get her cash

But her mouth was hella fast so I threw her ass in the trunk

And even though she had a big plump rump

I threw her in and let the beat bump

Threw her in the trunk

2K11 riding solo

In the Benz on twins hella low pro

Slanging CDs out the trunk for mo dough

My mojo said, "a thick bitch" so I go slow

I pull it over tryna get up on her bumper

Wanting to crunch so I said

Baby my new CD is a slumper

It'll make the trunk thunder, girl your rump give me lumber

Up under the sheets I can put you in a real deep slumber

But she said fuck Tecca **** didn't feel her

Did everything in my power not to kill her

Disrespectful bitch I really wish that I can grill her

Light on my head that said put her in the trunk man you can steal her

I put the hater bitch in a head lock

She flipping out

I pop the trunk she crunk but I ain't bout to chicken out

I'm sick and tired of being nice and letting shit go by

She said fuck that Tech N9ne bullshit so I

Was trying to smash, get her cash

But her mouth was hella fast so I threw her ass in the trunk

And even though she had a big plump rump

I threw her in and let the beat bump

Threw her in the trunk

Was trying to smash, get her cash

But her mouth was hella fast so I threw her ass in the trunk

And even though she had a big plump rump

I threw her in and let the beat bump

Threw her in the trunk

I'm bumping everything that beat like gangsta shap

I bangs the rap in her ear til she gives thanks to that

Never take a prisoner where you hang your hat

I'ma roll around with her in the trunk

Popping that Tech N9ne slump til the little bitch faint collapse

I'ma roll to Topeka

Tecca Nina'll reach her if I gotta double back to eureka

Crispy flows through my tweeters

Bumping this ring when I roll through atita

Wait a minute I think this bitch is trying to kick a hole through my speakers

Get my gun then I open the trunk and said

Get out the goddamn trunk, get on the ground

Take off your goddamn belt put it round your ankles I'm tie you up myself

I just wanted to drink and show you what the dong'll do

Bitch, what the hell is wrong with you

Ay, the hot sex was not slam dunked

Rolled for hours then I stopped right off Van Brunt

When a bitch talking crazy like a lost man's chump

Short say, "I throw a bitch in the goddamn trunk"

Was trying to smash, get her cash

But her mouth was hella fast so I threw her ass in the trunk

And even though she had a big plump rump

I threw her in and let the beat bump

Threw her in the trunk

Was trying to smash, get her cash

But her mouth was hella fast so I threw her ass in the trunk

And even though she had a big plump rump

I threw her in and let the beat bump

Threw her in the trunk

Hours turned to days, days turned to weeks

Had to drill holes in the trunk so she can drink and eat

Whatever I stuff through the holes, hot dogs and ho-hoes

Kidnapped on the low low, spoke no mo oh no go slow, there the po po

I gotta ditch this bitch with the quickness

Man I just remembered this Benzo is lifted

From Swope Park, that's where i'm bout to go dart, let her know art

For the evil bitch and the brainless witch with no heart it got so dark

Police are still looking for 21 year old Crystal Nelson

Who has been missing since last Sunday

Friends and family told police that they though this was

Yet another one of Crystal's weekend excursions

But after all this time, they're still worried sick

It's been fun mama, fed her my catalog like Adderall

Fucked up in the trunk with rump is how I had her y'all

In a ditch, walked back to the trunk, wicked is how I sounded

Whispered, "Bet that you love Tech N9ne now, bitch"

(Threw her in the trunk)

Uh I think I've found the missing Mercedes here in Swope Park uh

In a ditch near shelter five

Uh it appears the car is still running um

Music still playing

I'm approaching the car now

Uh let me turn down the music

Uh we're gonna go ahead and pop the trunk

There's an African American female in the trunk

She's tied up and appears to be delirious

It could be the girl that's missing from last week

(Threw her in the trunk)