Acid

Well, I've been tripping for ten hours

On three hits of liquid microdot

(I'm on acid, acid)

Man, what's this supposed to do to us anyway, man?

Getting chased around the car by some midgets in the parking lot

(I'm on acid, acid)

Hey, is that midget coming over here?

Feeding Doritos through a tree, a million spiders after me

(I'm on acid, acid)

Ah, come on, I bet it can't eat just one

I'm running around, having a fit on myself, I'm 'bout to shit

(I'm on acid, acid)

Man, I gotta get to a toilet, dog

Could you imagine feeling all calm

Then all of a sudden, your fingers get numb

Knees start freezing, what is the season

Where are we at and why are we leaving

Trees are shrinking, turning plants to roots

And roots back into seeds

And clouds are changing, coming at me

Different directions, now I'm freaking

Toes are raking, body shaking

Man, I thought it was some crack

Called the fire department

Told 'em I had a flame up on my back

This shit's crazy, plus enable

Raisons dancing on the table

There's the horse, we got a horse

Yeah, we do and I've seen the stable

Quit your flaunting, I ain't flaunting

Got a beat and who you talking to

I'm talking to you talking to me

Listening 'cause I have you

And I have to

Be kinda smart to even catch that

I might be tripping but the pimping, gripping

Gotta spit that

With no expectancy, I made a party from a robbery

Accidentally kicked and tripped the thief

When he had ran by me

Fuck police, we gon' send this district here to LSD

Fifty shot of purple microdot, you will be gone a week

Twenty twenty, vision blurred and can't even feel the syrup

(I'm on acid, acid)

Man, I can't believe this stuff's stronger than that syrup

I can smoke a pound of dro, drink myself under the floor

(I'm on acid, acid)

I can't even feel none of these beers, man, my eyes ain't red

Put the straw up to your nose, take the blow straight to your dome

(I'm on acid, acid)

All in the mental, that snot, dog, I'm tripping

You passing out in my front yard

Throwing up off Xanax bars

(I'm on acid, acid)

Feel like you took about one too many of them pills

Well, I'm wishing I was sober

Feel the shit from head to shoulders

This ain't even halfway over

It's the part I'm waiting to show ya

Laughing long time like hyenas

Laughed a long time at Viena's

In the can or out the can

They still look like a can of peanuts

I'm the meanest acid-taking, down south cracker on the mic

Chainsaw cranking, gotcha thinking

Good trip gon' turn to a fright

Bubble popping, trails I'm watching

Floating 'cross the fucking room

My dog came in the den and made a mess

And then that's for the broom

Now I'm 'bout to hit the sack

'Cause I can't take this shit no more

Relax my mind, take a deep breath

And let my head sink in pillow

Take a seven hour nap, wake up seven minutes later

This the greatest drug the '70s has ever fucking gave us

Yes, it's major, don't be playing

When you drop it, it will hit you

If it's gel caps or liquid, microdots, yes, I'm with ya

And I'm flipping 'cross the road

Visual contact, lightning globe

The spaceship I'm flying landed in the Bay, I have to go

By now, I'm weak in some pain and my body's feeling drained

(I'm on acid, acid)

Man, I feel like I can't even walk no more

Coming down off of my trip and my skin's about to rip

(I'm on acid, acid)

I can hear my hands hurting

I'll probably sleep till Thursday and it's only Sunday

(I'm on acid, acid)

I can't wait to hit my bed, man

Waking up on that Thursday to have another Saturday

(I'm on acid, acid)

Man, I can't wait till I find some more of that shit