My Name Is Bocephus

I just came in here to have some whiskey and beer

And to say howdy to you all

Now you all know me, this is Hank Williams, Jr. you see

Hat and shade beard and all

Now I have heard, uh-huh, I've gotten' the word

About all these silly imposters running 'round

Let me tell you something now, they ain't real

They ain't got no scars, they ain't got no feel

Why they don't know nothing about whiskey bent and hell bound?

Now I'm looking for a lover, and I'm looking for some fun

My name is Bocephus, I'm a son of a gun

Some of us are born with it, some of us don't ever, ever get it

Thank God, I'm a guitar man

And it's true I love the money, and it's true I love all the honeys

But the thing I really love is to get down with the band

Not everybody loves me, but those that do will fight

Right to the end, they're guitar friends from legendary Saturday nights

I learned something from Lynyrd Skynyrd

From my daddy and Ernest Tubb too

I do country-rock, I do blues

Now I'm looking for a lover, and I'm going to have some fun

Oh, my name is Bocephus, 'ell, I'm a son of a gun

Some of us are born with it, some of 'em don't ever, ever get it

Thank God, I'm a guitar man

Oh, it's true, I love the money and I really, really love the honeys

But the thing I really love is to get down with the band

Oh, boy

Ain't no rookies on this record

I say my name is B-O-C-E-P-H-U-S

Oh, yeah