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Credits
PERFORMING ARTISTS
Roger Creager
Performer
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Mike Ethan Messick
Songwriter
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Every day in lunch in high school
And all of my senior year
I'd drink my Coca-Cola
With a touch of Everclear
[Verse 2]
I never had to study math
Science or history
I'd have a chemical flashback to jog my memory
[Verse 3]
In my junior year, I swore I loved sweet Miss Sherrie Ann
One night I put some Everclear in her Dr. Pepper can
I thought it'd make her easy but she took it pretty hard
I took her home and rang her doorbell
Left her layin' in the yard
[Verse 4]
Tequila dries me out
And beer just makes me fat
Whiskey makes me nauseous, tell me who the hell needs that
If you're thinkin' about drinkin'
Then the answer's crystal clear
It's the invisible intoxicant
It's called Everclear
[Verse 5]
I remember my church picnic in the spring of '89
They had four fresh watermelon sliced right off the vine
When they bowed their heads giving grace for the food
Hey I pulled out the bottle and I soaked them melons good
[Verse 6]
Well they never knew what hit 'em when the potion went to work
They had grandma's doing back flips, grandpas looking up their skirts
They were singing "Hallelujah" and Willie Nelson songs
Preacher said it was the best dang picnic
That the Baptists have ever thrown
[Verse 7]
Tequila dries me out
And beer just makes me fat
Whiskey makes me nauseous tell me who the hell needs that
If you're thinkin' about drinkin'
Then the answer's crystal clear
It's the invisible intoxicant
It's called Everclear
[Verse 8]
When I'm drinkin' Everclear
I think I'm kind of this whole world
I'm bigger and badder than John Wayne
And cooler than Steve Earle
[Verse 9]
Until I wake up and I'm face down in the hall
Hey I'm completely naked
For a reason I can't recall
[Verse 10]
Well I'm kinda sorta thinkin' that maybe I met a chick
'Cause there's perfume in the air
And there's lipstick on my neck
[Verse 11]
Well I hope that she was pretty and I hope that she was kind
Enough to leave my clothes somewhere they're easy to find
[Verse 12]
Tequila dries me out
And beer just makes me fat
Whiskey makes me nauseous tell me who the hell needs that
If you're thinkin' about drinkin'
Then the answer's crystal clear
It's the invisible intoxicant
It's called Everclear
Written by: Mike Ethan Messick