Crazed Country Rebel

Well, I was rolling by myself

Went down to Memphis, Tennessee

And I was looking for a guy

Who had a mullet and no teeth

And I was tripping on some acid

A Latino gave to me

I was smoking morphine

Till it knocked me off my feet

Then I got some H

From my old Uncle Pete

Now I'm starting to feel

Like I might've OD'd

On an overdose of drugs

Overdose of sin

I'm gonna live it to the fullest

Like I'm on ten

And I love getting high

I hate being low

And I like to drive my truck

Down a muddy dirt road

And I'm working real hard

Tryna get paid

'Cause I'm a crazed country rebel

And I'm drifting state to state

Somehow I made it up to Texas

With a carload full of grass

And I'm seeing all these pigs

Who wanna bust my ass

And I'm always living hard

Always smoking weed

Now I'm hanging out in Texas

Drinking mushroom tea

And I'm fucked up on the floor

And I think I know why

It must've been some of that

Boone County moonshine

On an overdose of drugs

Overdose of sin

I'm gonna live it to the fullest

Like I'm on ten

And I love getting high

I hate being low

And I like to drive my truck

Down a muddy dirt road

And I'm working real hard

Tryna get paid

'Cause I'm a crazed country rebel

And I'm drifting state to state

I had to get up off the floor

Tried to get myself in line

'Cause the ceiling's talking to me

And the pisser's flushing fire

That's why they call me Full Throttle

I like a good time

It all started at a bar

With a friend of mine

Well, she had to hook me up

She said she'd blow my mind

And I've been up for four days

So cut me out another line

On an overdose of drugs

Overdose of sin

I'm gonna live it to the fullest

Like I'm on ten

And I love getting high

I hate being low

And I like to drive my truck

Down a muddy dirt road

And I'm working real hard

Tryna get paid

'Cause I'm a crazed country rebel

And I'm drifting state to state