Copenhagen

If you don't use this nasty stuff, don't start

But if you're hopelessly addicted

I guess you gotta find something good to say about a bad habit

Well, hey, let's try, here we go

Copenhagen

Makes me feel so good

Copenhagen

The way I know it should

Well, I put a lil chew in my mouth

Go spittin' and slobberin' all around the house

That Copenhagen

It makes me feel so good

Well, I took a chew just the other night

And it made me feel just fine

So, I grabbed my honey baby

And I pinched her ol' behind

She said, "you better spit out that chewin' terbaccer"

"If you wanna kiss me on the big ol' smacker"

That Copenhagen

It makes me feel so good

Copenhagen

It makes me feel so good

Copenhagen

The way I know it should

Well, I put a lil' chew in my mouth

Go hackin' and gaggin' all around the house

That Copenhagen

It makes me feel so good

Oh, yeah

Well, I was sittin' in a barroom

When I took a little dip

Drinkin' beer and talkin'

But I had no place to spit

So, I spit a stream out on the floor

And the bouncer flung me out the door

That Copenhagen

It makes me feel so good

Copenhagen

It makes me feel so good

Copenhagen

The way I know it should

I put a lil chew in my mouth

Go spittin' and a slobberin' all around the house

That Copenhagen

It makes me feel so good

Well, it's a cure-all too

Cures fits, warts, and freckles

Coughs, colds, runny nose

Guarantees not to rip, run or snag

Makes conception a wonder

And childbirth a pleasure

That's Copenhagen

It makes me feel so good, how 'bout you?

The band, Chris, says sure does beat singin' all them ol' love songs

That is a love song