(He'll Never Be An) Ol' Man River

I'm on the drug

I'm on the drug

I'm on the drug that killed River Phoenix

I'm on the drug

I'm on the drug

I'm on the drug that killed River Phoenix

I saw his body thrashing 'round

I saw his pulse rate going down

I saw him in convulsive throws

I said, I'll have one of those

Hillary had

Hillary had

Hillary had it in his veins

Hillary had

Hillary had

Hillary had it in his veins

Hillary had Everest in his veins

Armstrong did moon

Was not the same

Heroes explore to give us hope

River pushed back the envelope

Drink the slab

Drink the slab

Drink the slab that Bon Scott drunk

Drink the slab

Drink the slab

Drink the slab that Bon Scott drunk

I drank the slab that Bon Scott drunk

I injected some of Hendrix junk

I booked a seat on Lynyrd Skynyrd's plane

Mama Cass's sandwich

I ate the same

Now I'm bored

Now I'm bored

Now I'm bored

There's no stopping

Now I'm bored

Now I'm bored

Now I'm bored

There's no stopping

Now I'm bored and there's no stopping

I need another celeb to fill a coffin

Where I'll get my next drug action

Odds are it'll be Michael Jackson

I'm on the drug

I'm on the drug

I'm on the drug that killed River Phoenix

I'm on the drug

I'm on the drug

I'm on the drug that killed River Phoenix

I'm on the drug

I'm on the drug

I'm on the drug

I'm on the drug

Drug

I'm on the drug

I'm on the drug

I'm on the drug