Whatareya?

I'm a wanker (I'm a yob), I'm a wanker (I'm a yob)

I'm a wanker (I'm a yob), I'm a wanker (I'm a yob)

I'm a wanker (I'm a yob), I'm a wanker (I'm a yob)

I'm a wanker (I'm a yob), I'm a wanker (I'm a yob)

You're a yob or you're a wanker, take your fuckin' choice

So who is your favourite genius? James Hird or James Joyce?

You ever seen a live performance? Join the wanker club

You thought I meant tabletop dancing? Well, you're a yobbo, bub

What are ya? Yob or wanker?

What are ya? Yob or wanker?

Wankers once used mobile phones, but now that's sort of changing

And yobs once lived in cottage home; ain't social change amazing?

If a yob and wanker want a girl, the wanker guy will get her

The both of them are equally ugly; the wanker hides it better

What are ya? Yob or wanker?

What are ya? Yob or wanker?

What are ya? Yob or wanker?

What are ya? Yob or wanker?

I'm a yob, I'm a yob, I'm a yob, I'm a yob

I'm a yob, I'm a yob, I'm a yob, I'm a yob

I'm a yob, I'm a yob, I'm a yob, I'm a yob

I'm a yob, I'm a yob, I'm a yob, I'm a yob

I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker

I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker

I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker

I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker

A wanker fights inequality and for people's rights

A wanker fights class prejudice, a yobbo just fights

Yob or wanker, wanker or yob, pass me the brush to tar ya

Make your choice then live your life, come on, pal, what are ya?

What are ya? Yob or wanker?

What are ya? Yob or wanker?

What are ya? Yob or wanker?

What are ya? Yob or wanker?

I'm a yob, I'm a yob, I'm a yob, I'm a yob

I'm a yob, I'm a yob, I'm a yob, I'm a yob

I'm a yob, I'm a yob, I'm a yob, I'm a yob

I'm a yob, I'm a yob, I'm a yob, I'm a yob

I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker

I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker

I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker

I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker